Problems quotes

“Here's the thing about lying. Here's the problem: it fucks up all your options. Paints you into a corner.”

Will Smith - Nicky

“Damn it, I burnt my sausage, again!”
Daniel Brühl - Tony

“- April O'Neill: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
- Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.”
Paige Turco - April O'Neil
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“- Nick Van Owen: You looking for a problem?
- Dieter Stark: And I found you, didn't I?”
Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen
Peter Stormare - Dieter Stark

“- Slick (Age 17): What the fuck, man? What the fuck? These fuckin' spooks just came out of nowhere!
- Calogero (Age 9): Why don't you just leave em alone?
- Slick (Age 17): What the fuck is it with you and these niggers lately?
- Calogero (Age 9): They ain't bothering nobody.”

Joseph D'Onofrio - Slick (Age 17)
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)

“- Leann Cole: I keep seeing things, weird people looking at me, it's like, everytime I turn around... it's the weirdest weirdest thing.
- Beth Raymond: Leanne?”

Azura Skye - Leann Cole
Shannyn Sossamon - Beth Raymond

“- Dr. Brooke Powell: Is everything alright?
- Carrigan Burke: If it was, I wouldn't be here.”
Jane Adams - Dr. Brooke Powell
Jared Harris - Carrigan Burke

We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Rose: Eddie, what's the problem?
- Eddie Birdlace: No problem. Just a man with a mission.
- Rose: What mission?
- Eddie Birdlace: You and me, against the pricks. Are you with me?”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- John Nichols: When the government turns tyrannical, it is your duty to overthrow it.
- Michael Moore: Why not use Gandhi's way? He didn't have guns, and he beat the British Empire.”
John Nichols - Himself
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“- Catwoman: We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.
- The Penguin: Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me... naked sexual charisma.
- Catwoman: Batman. The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Darcy Elliot Bobrucz: I tried on my dress, for the prom, I look like a Thanksgiving Day float. I'm also itchy everywhere, my ankles are fat, there's something hanging out of my butt, the article's not doing well and now I have to get a haircut.
- Stan Bobrucz: There's something hanging out of your what?
- Darcy Elliot Bobrucz: Well, when...” (continue)(continue reading)
Molly Ringwald - Darcy Elliot Bobrucz
Randall Batinkoff - Stan Bobrucz

“- Rod Kimble: All great men have mustaches!
- Frank Powell: Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
- Rod Kimble: You know I have a hormone disorder!”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Ian McShane - Frank Powell

“- Todd: You know what your problem is?
- Glazer: No, man. What's my problem?
- Todd: You can't take anyone your own size.
- Glazer: Oh yeah? Well, that's bullshit.”
Brian Matthews - Todd
Larry Joshua - Glazer

“- Lee Wilson: Now you have made a mess of things. You know Ford can't sing a note!
- Gene Autry: Don't blame me, blame Collins.”

William Newell - Lee Wilson
Gene Autry - Gene Autry

“- Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only person to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
- Indiana Jones: Yeah. There were a few, but they all had the same problem.
- Marion Ravenwood: Yeah? What's that?
- Indiana Jones: They weren't you, honey.”
Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape.”
Robert De Niro - Sam

“Most of life's burdens, with a little help, can become a gift.”
Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“Every picture I've worked on has had its own unique set of problems.”
Kevin Reynolds

“When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural.”
Ken Watanabe - Ra's Al Ghul

“- Kale: Remember the other night, when we talked about my issues?
- Ashley: You said you didn't have any issues.
- Kale: That was complete bullshit. I have a million issues.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale
Sarah Roemer - Ashley

“- Trevor Slattery: I had a little problem with substances, and I, uh, ended up doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do.Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs.
- Tony Stark: What did they say, they'd get you off them?
- Trevor Slattery: Said they'd give me more.”
Ben Kingsley - Trevor Slattery
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Michael Burgess: The script is, uh... very interesting. There are only a couple of things I have a problem with.
- Bo Hodges: Oh, yeah? What are they?
- Michael Burgess: The story and the dialogue.”
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess
Saul Rubinek - Bo Hodges

“- Luigi: Let's go!
- Brooklyn Girls: Who are you?
- Luigi: Luigi Mario. What, you got a problem with that?”
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario