Problems quotes

“Inherent vice in a maritime insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Eggs break, chocolate melts, glass shatters, and Doc wondered what that meant when it applied to ex-old ladies.”
Joanna Newsom - Sortilège

“I've spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“I can't work here. I've been trying. It's impossible. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages! The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything.”
Ben Stiller - Alex Rose

“- Martin Luther King Jr.: We need your involvement here, Mr. President. We deserve your help as citizens of this country. Citizens under attack.
- President Lyndon B. Johnson: Now, you listen to me. You listen to me. You're an activist. I'm a politician. You got one big issue. I got a hundred and one.”
David Oyelowo - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tom Wilkinson - President Lyndon B. Johnson

“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Steve Jobs: Fix it.
- Andy Hertzfeld: I can't.
- Steve Jobs: Who's the person who can?
- Andy Hertzfeld: I'm the person who can, and I can't.”
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs
Michael Stuhlbarg - Andy Hertzfeld

“- Shane: What is it with you, Ford? Everywhere you go, everything turns to hell.
- Ford: It's a talent I have.”
Monet Mazur - Shane
Martin Henderson - Ford

“- Harry Smythe: Man! Boss,these elephants are busting my rump.
- Lord Edgar Dobbs: Stop it, Harry, we could've been in Cairo on camels.”
Jack McGee - Harry Smythe
Sir Roger Moore - Lord Edgar Dobbs

“A lot of people's lives are soap operas; mine is anyway.”
Martin Scorsese

“- Steve Miller: Do you even know what PMS is, Jonah ?
- Jonah Miller: Of course I do dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. It's the Pissed at Men Syndrome.”

Greg Kinnear - Steve Miller
Bobby Coleman - Jonah Miller

“We've all got problems, honey. But we don't solve 'em with guns.”
Joe Dorsey - Sheriff Bates

“You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!”
Edmund Lyndeck - Barry's Grandpa

“- Jessica Wilhern: Penelope, just one man, one man.
- Penelope: And he'll run too! They always run. Why can't you accept that? For seven years I've been watching them run. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? Do you?”
Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern
Christina Ricci - Penelope Wilhern

“- Kurt: You know what your problem is, Margo? You're just too aggressive. Just chill-lax, you know?
- Margo: Shut up!”
Maxwell McCabe-Lokos - Kurt
Kelli Garner - Margo

“They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Sarah Marshall: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink...
- Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? Ever! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Ginger: Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
- Bunty: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
- Babs: Hmm. That might work.”
Julia Sawalha - Ginger
Imelda Staunton - Bunty
Jane Horrocks - Babs

“- Louise Banks: If all I ever gave you was a hammer...
- Colonel Weber: Everything's a nail...”
Amy Adams - Louise Banks
Forest Whitaker - Colonel Weber

“- Fred Rose: Business is tough on marriage.
- Hank Williams: Marriage is tough on marriage.”
Bradley Whitford - Fred Rose
Tom Hiddleston - Hank WIlliams

- Lelaina Pierce: I just don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the "Brady Bunch" or something.
- Troy Dyer: Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. Things don't turn out like that.
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce
Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer

“A cryptex. They are used to keep secrets. It's da Vinci's design. You write the information on a papyrus scroll which is then rolled around a thin glass vial of vinegar. If you force it open, the vial breaks, vinegar dissolves papyrus, and your secret is lost forever. The only way to access the information is to spell out the password with these...” (continue)(continue reading)
Audrey Tautou - Sophie Neveu

“Steve has to prove he had a worse childhood than anybody else. Only one other person I know can compete with him and that’s Charles Bronson.”
James Coburn On Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson

“Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“- Frank: You don't have that problem, pal?
- Walter: Which problem?
- Frank: With your cucumber.
- Walter: I don't eat cucumbers, I always eat these bacon sandwiches.”
Richard Harris - Frank
Robert Duvall - Walter

“Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by guessing.”
Ed Harris - Gene Kranz