Problems quotes

“- Joe: ...And then I'll be staying on a tiny island and I don't know if I'll be living in a hut, or what.
- Luggage Salesman: Very exciting... as a luggage problem!”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Barry McGovern - Luggage Salesman

“- Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
- Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
- Chick: Boy, that's bad.”
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound
Will Patton - Chick

“I thought civilized people knew where an innocent flirtation stops. For a civilized woman who's been married as long as you have, you're making a great deal of a small matter.”

David Niven - Captain Lockert

“Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Springer: It's not hard to knock 'em down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick!
- Arcee: They're indestructible!
- Daniel: And they're everywhere!”

Neil Ross - Springer
Susan Blu - Arcee
David Mendenhall - Daniel Witwicky

“Unless we're going to have a nuclear attack of some kind, it's hard to imagine what else could go wrong.”
Kathy Bates - Maurine Collier

“We've got a problem here. There are more bad guys than we've got bullets.”
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“- Dr. Rae Crane: Closing your eyes won't make it disapear.
- Dr. Robert Campbell: Neither will talk.”

Lorraine Bracco - Dr. Rae Crane
Sir Sean Connery - Dr. Robert Campbell

“- The Cable Guy: Hi! Is there a problem with your service?
- Steven M. Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
- The Cable Guy: Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you need something. Is that how you treat people?”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“- Dexter Reed: I bet you don't have one real problem, do you?
- Ed: I have six toes on my left foot. What kind of problems do you have, Dexter?
- Dexter Reed: Other than the ones you caused? A lot. Most of them started when I was a kid when my parents split up.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“Growing up is so difficult, Anna. The disappointments and the heartbreaks, the frightening problems, the menaces and cruelties of the world.”

Maria Ouspenskaya - Madame von Eln

“- Doctor: Her condition was drug induced at the time. Tranquilizers, cocaine, amphetamines, alcohol. Would you know about her... problems?
- Veronica Randall: She's always been difficult.”

Bibi Besch - Veronica Randall

“- Seth Brundle: The teleporter insists on inner pure. I was not pure.
- Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you mean.
- Seth Brundle: A fly got into the transmitter pod with me that first time, when I was alone. The computer got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to... splice us together. It...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“- Jake: Oh come on, babe, what's the matter?
- Sally Ross: What's the matter? I've got a show to do in five days, the lighting man appears to be learning on the set, my secretary has been attacked, David is dead, and oh yes, there is some fruit cake out there who wants to kill me. Now, to satisfy you more, will you please get the hell out of here?!”
James Garner - Jake Berman
Lauren Bacall - Sally Ross

“What's a little reunion without a little drama?”
Karen Trott - Maura