Problems quotes

“- Randal Graves: What's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem?
- Dante Hicks: This life.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“I now see that giddiness is the eighth deadly sin. A giddy girl is every bit as evil as a slothful man, and the noise she makes is a lot worse.”
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe

“Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.”
Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat

“- Phone caller: Why didn't you guys head off this situation six months ago?
- Michele Davis: Because the requisite magic wand wasn't available, Doug. But if we do find one, you will be among the very first to know.”
Cynthia Nixon - Michele Davis

“- William of Baskerville: You are in love.
- Adso of Melk: Is that bad?
- William of Baskerville: For a monk, it does present certain problems.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk

“- Tom Stall: In this family, we do not solve our problems by hitting people!
- Jack Stall: No, in this family, we shoot them!”
Viggo Mortensen - Tom Stall
Ashton Holmes - Jack Stall

“- Harry McKenna: You're a goddamn machine. You see things. You view people differently than I do, differently than anybody does. But you have a problem, Arthur. You need companionship.
- Arthur Bishop: I have you Harry.
- Harry McKenna: Oh, then you're in deeper shit than I thought.”
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop
Donald Sutherland - Harry McKenna

“Are you part of the problem or are you the solution?”
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“The sooner you stop being my problem and start being my solution the better off you'll be.”
Jodie Foster - Madeleine White

“Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.”
Stanley Tucci - Nigel

“An analogy to dust. Now, what could that be? God's dandruff, maybe.”

Katrin Cartlidge - Hannah

“The answer's not in the box, it's in the band.”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

“Like every hustler, I was trapped. Cats that hung out together trying to find a solution found nothing.”

Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck a situation you originally already fucked up!”

Ice Cube - Captain Dickson

“There is no Negro problem. There is no Southern problem. There is no Northern problem. There is only an American problem.”
Tom Wilkinson - President Lyndon B. Johnson

“- Aladdin 'Al': Give it up Jafar! We're obviously too much for you to handle!
- Jafar: You! You're a fool to challenge me! I am all powerful!
- Aladdin 'Al': Some all powerful. You can't even get rid of a lowly street rat!
- Jafar: A problem I need to rectify right now!”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar

“If you encounter any problems you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children, that usually helps.”

Olivia Colman - Hotel Manager

- Al Burnett: Do we have a problem?
- Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Yeah! You treat us like a pack of galahs!
- Glenn Latham: That's a type of parrot.
Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Kevin Harrington - Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

“- Marty Blank: Oh, it's cool. My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. You don't have to worry about it.
- George Tooney: Your mom must be pretty stupid to let your drive inebriated.
- Marty Blank: You're right, George. My mom is pretty stupid. In fact she's got one of those learning disability things.
- George Tooney: Must be a pretty bad...” (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank
Josh Peck - George Tooney

“- Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
- Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
- Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.”
James Saito - Dr. Nagato
Ben Stiller - Josh

“You've achieved a great deal of success in your creative and artistic field. You've traveled a great deal. You have influential friends. You've dated a bevy of bright and beautiful woman. Yet, with all this, you never had a lasting relationship.”
Héctor Elizondo - Martin

“- Trish: What the hell was that guy's problem?
- Darry: For my first guess, inbreeding‼”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.”

Seth Green - Mick

“- Kat: Are you okay?
- Will Henry: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“Did you know half the world's problems are caused by people who can't sleep at night?”

Peter Weller - Stuart Chappell