Religion quotes

“Hello. Yes, Reverend Mosby... Uh-huh. I'll certainly ask him but I doubt if he'll be available. I understand it's for a local charity. Um-hmmm... I'm writing it all down [she writes nothing down]. Okay, got it. Sounds very worthwhile, I-agree but unfortunately, I see that Mr. Parker will be out of the country those days. Yes, I'll be sure to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“Never give up your religion. Not for God. God is present in all religions. But if your life becomes a struggle for acceptance, you'll always be unhappy.”
Ralph Fiennes - Adam Sors

So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin", which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention.
Benicio del Toro - Franky Four Fingers

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
Richard Burton

“- Bunny Breckinridge: How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.”
Bill Murray - Bunny Breckinridge
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“God made countries, God makes kings, and the rules by which they govern. And those rules say that the Sabbath is His. And I for one intend to keep it that way.”

Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“- Holland March: Everybody, just back up! Jesus Christ!
- Janet: [stunned] You took the Lord's name in vain.
- Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I actually found it very useful.”
Ryan Gosling - Holland March
Maddie Compton - Janet

“- Jenko: [pointing across the room to the statue of Jesus] Captain, Korean Jesus is right there!
- Captain Dickson: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit!”
Channing Tatum - Jenko
Ice Cube - Captain Dickson

- Eastern Orthodox Clergyman: God is "Who Is".
- Rabbi: This is special? Who isn't who is?
Aramazd Stepanian - Eastern Orthodox Clergyman
Robert Picardo - Rabbi

“- Catholic Clergyman: Christ is more properly referred to as the son of God.
- Eddie Mannix: Not sure I follow, Padre.
- Rabbi: Young man, you don't follow for a very simple reason; these men are screwballs. God has children? What, and a dog? A collie, maybe? God doesn't have children. He's a bachelor. And very angry.
- Protestant Clergyman: He...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Pike Daniel - Catholic Clergyman
Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
Robert Picardo - Rabbi
Allan Havey - Protestan Clergyman

“We just finished poisoning the Earth and everyone was dead in a hundred years. Then what was the point of anything? Art, beauty (all gone), the Greeks, the Constitution, people dying for freedom, ideas. None of it meant anything? What about religion? Do we give up on God too?”

Terence Stamp - Chantilas

“I've always been a religious guy, but not overly religious. I've always believed in God and Jesus. I pray.”
Kevin Sorbo

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead.”
Mira Sorvino - Samantha

“- Jack Morell: Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts...
- Steve Waits: I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Paul Sand - Steve Waits

“Philosophy failed. Religion failed. Now it's up to the physical sciences.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Nelson Wright

“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. ”
Buddy Hackett

“Do you want to know the problem with places like this? With religion, in general? It's never known how to convey the anatomy of horror. Religion seeks discipline through fear... yet doesn't understand the true nature of creation. No one's ever believed it enough to make it real.”

Jürgen Prochnow - Sutter Cane

“- Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
- Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
- Roger Dorn:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dennis Haysbert - Pedro Cerrano
Chelcie Ross - Eddie Harris
Corbin Bernsen - Roger Dorn

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Interviewee: I don't believe in witches and airy-fairy stuff like that.
- Heather Donahue: Are you a religious man, Sir?
- Interviewee: Yes.
- Heather Donahue: Alrighty...”
Jim King - Interviewee
Heather Donahue - Herself

“- Charlese: What we supposed to do in here?
- Christian Black: Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
- Charlese: No!
- [Christian loses his smile]
- Christian Black: Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?
- Charlese: Hell to the no!
- Christian Black: Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chaunte Wayans - Charlese
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black

“In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.”
Robert Redford - Narrator

“- Nancy Aglet:I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!
- Father Luke Brophy: Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
- Nancy Aglet: Big deal, so does the wheel of fortune!”

Linda Blair - Nancy Aglet
Anthony Starke - Father Luke Brophy