Religion quotes

The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Muslims and force their "Allah" to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew God will fall and finally the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten.
Amrish Puri - Mola Ram

“It's crazy. The town is jammed. I don't know, is the Pope in town, or some other show business figure?”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love.”
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre

“- Young Deborah: What are you doing?
- Young Noodles: Give me a drink.
- Young Deborah: We're closed. Nice people don't drink on Pesach, they go to the synagogue.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah
Scott Schutzman Tiler - Young Noodles

“My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“- The Wachati Princess: I have never known a man.
[The Wachati Princess and Ace Ventura slowly touch their tongues together. Ace Ventura pulls away]
- Ace Ventura: I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.
- The Wachati Princess: Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.
[takes off her top, revealing her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sophie Okonedo - The Wachati Princess
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Clairee Belcher: Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'.”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“What do you know about the world? Maybe there is a God, or maybe some of us want to believe there is.”

Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“- Papa Hussein: This damn country has done us in. That's why I'm like this. We should be there. Home.
- Uncle Nasser: But that country's been sodomised by religion. It's beginning to interfere with the making of money. Compared with everywhere... it's a little heaven, here.”
Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein
Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“I believe in the Bible and I'm a-believing that this here life we're a-living is something the Lord done give us and we got to be a-living it the best we can, and I'm a-figuring that killing other folks ain't no part of what he was intendin' for us to be a-doing here.”

Gary Cooper - Alvin C. York

“- Nagi Hassan: Allah has chosen us for a task far greater than Jaffa's freedom. We are the true soldiers of Islam. Our destiny is to deliver the vengeance of Allah into the belly of the infidel.
- Ahmed: This has nothing to do with Islam. This is not Allah's will. You're blinded by hatred.”
David Suchet - Nagi Hassan
Granville Hatcher - Ahmed

“- The Bishop: I really enjoy working with young people such as yourself down at our new Lutheran Center... Why don't you drop by sometime, eh?
- Danny Noonan: I've often thought of entering the Priesthood.
- The Bishop: Oh, are you a Roman Catholic?
[Danny Noolan nods]
- The Bishop: Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.”
Henry Wilcoxon - The Bishop
Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan

“- Chaplain Kirk: Are you religious, son? I'm a methodist.
- Eriksson: I'm a lutheran.
- Chaplain Kirk: Well, we can still talk, can't we?”
Sam Robards - Chaplain Kirk
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson

“- Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?
- Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess, uh, I guess I'm, uh, a non-practicing Jew.
- Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.”
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce
Ben Stiller - Michael Grates