Religion quotes

“I'm Jewish Catholic, I'm pretty much set in stone.”
Sandra Bullock - Mary Horowitz

- Jeff Dunham: So you're Muslim?
- Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I don't think so.
- Jeff Dunham: You don't think you're Muslim?
- Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No.
- Jeff Dunham: Why not?
- Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Look at my ass. It says: "Made in China".

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“No man is like a priest. Priests aren't even like priest when it comes to women.”
Chris Cooke - Vic Hugo

“I wish they could would make Thanksgiving on a Sunday. Then everyone could go to a service before they eat with their families. It'd be more religious, like it was with the Pilgrims.”
Kathy Bates - Maurine Collier

“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“When religion and politics ride in the same cart, the whirlwind follows.”
Zuzana Geislerová - Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

“- Elizabeth I: She had such power over men's hearts. They died for her.
- Sir Francis Walsingham: They have found nothing to replace her.”

Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I
Geoffrey Rush - Sir Francis Walsingham

“Religion goes out of favor in 2033 when science discovers the gene that regulates fear.”
Marisa Tomei - Ruby Weaver

“- Roland Sharp: You're not really the cheerleading type, are you?
- Heather: For me, it's more penance than a passion. Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt, I carry the pom-poms.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Vanessa Ferlito - Heather

“What's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?”
Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway

“I go to church on Sunday and to prayer meetings three times a week, but when I put on my holster, I put God out of my mind.”
Raymond J. Barry - Captain Fred Gaffney

“- Roy Clayton: Do you think Samir believes it's God's will for him to kill others?
- Dierdre Horn: You carry a gun yourself.
- Roy Clayton: Now you didn't answer my question.
- Dierdre Horn: My son has seen enough death to understand the value of life.”
Guy Pearce - Roy Clayton
Lorena Gale - Dierdre Horn

“Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone.
- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

“- Custodian: Are you a slacker?
- Jim Dodge: No... Presbyterian actually.”
William Forsythe - Custodian
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“- Plainview: These men are working twelve hour shifts and they need their rest. If they don't have it, they start to make stupid mistakes...
- Eli Sunday: I've seen some of the men drinking. Don't you think that has something to do with it...
- Plainview: We need these men well rested to bring in this well. They can't get that if they're up here...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview
Paul Dano - Eli Sunday

“- Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
- Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!”
Clint Eastwood - Frankie Dunn
Brían F. O'Byrne - Father Horvak

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Where'd you find religion?
- Jimmy: When you assigned me to this mission, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: I want you to do me a favor.
- Jimmy: What's that, Colonel?
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Pray for both of us.”

Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle

“- Max Archer: This guy's gotta be in a state of shock. He planned on waking up in Paradise to 72 virgins. Blow yourself up to get laid, this is gotta be some crazy shit!
- Roy Clayton: Where I grew up the Klan burned crosses in front of people's houses and called it Christianity. Then my daddy and the folks from the church would drive over and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Neal McDonough - Max Archer
Guy Pearce - Roy Clayton

“Spirituality is not religion. Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them.”
Kevork Malikyan - Rady

“- Nicole Noone: You only live once.
- Flynn Carsen: Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism.”
Sonya Walger - Nicole Noone
Noah Wyle - Flynn Carsen

“I always say: Never discuss religion or politics over dinner. Bad for the digestion.”

Arthur Dignam - Beowulf

“The only evidence I see of the antichrist here is everyones desire to see him at work.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will...”
Martin Starr - Joel

“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.”
Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench