Religion quotes

“- Kriminal: You thought I was just going to forgive you?
- Pretty boy: Jesus already did.”
Senyo Amoaku - Kriminal
Shwayze - Pretty Boy

“- Xavier Red: What, mommy and daddy won't be all worried about their baby girl?
- Amy Blue: My mom used to be a heroin addict, and now she's a Scientologist.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red
Rose McGowan - Amy Blue

“- First Bishop: Madam, by this act, you force us to relinquish our allegiance to the Holy Father.
- Elizabeth I: How can I force you, Your Grace? I am a woman.”

Daniel Moynihan - Bishop #1
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I

“What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?”
Jack Nicholson - Edward

“I'm not trying to prove a point. I'm trying to be faithful.”
Liam Matthews - Bobby

“- Celeste Whitman: That prayer you did up there... what religion would that be?
- Captain Stefan Svevo: Greek Orthodox.
- Celeste Whitman: No kidding? I'm Greek Orthodox... suddenly!”
Sally Field - Celeste Whitman
Telly Savalas - Captain Stefan Svevo

“- Samir Horn: You know that the Qu'ran says that if you kill an innocent person it's as if you've killed all mankind?
- Roy Clayton: It also says that if you save a life its like you've saved all mankind...”
Don Cheadle - Samir Horn
Guy Pearce - Roy Clayton

“- Rufus: Sorry, you can't park here.
- Miss Shepherd: No, I've had guidance. This is where it should go.
- Rufus: Guidance? Who from?
- Miss Shepherd: The Virgin Mary. I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office.
- Rufus: What does she know about parking?”
Roger Allam - Rufus
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd

“I have issues with anyone who treats G-d as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

“Write. In my religion we're taught that every living thing, every leaf, every bird, is only alive because it contains the secret word for life. That's the only difference between us and a lump of clay. A word. Words are life, Liesel.”

Ben Schnetzer - Max Vandenburg

“- Arnold: I didn't know you were so religious.
- Gerald Martin Johanssen: Neither did I.”

Spencer Klein - Arnold
Jamil Walker Smith - Gerald Martin Johanssen

“Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.”
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“Why? Why did you just let me die? I'd like to go up into heaven. An ascension, possibly. A transfiguration.”

Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd

“It's weird that someone that studies rocks is really into Jesus.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke

“Show me a Catholic, and I'll show you a junkie.”

Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“I'm not a Christian. I'm not an Atheist. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America.”
Ryan Gosling - Stephen Meyers

I'm a Catholic, which is the best of all the religions, really, because we have the most rules. And the best clothes. But among us, there is also a Buddhist, agnostic, we have a Baptist, and we have a "I don't know", which seems to be the fastest growing religion in the world. And now, we have "I think I'm Jewish", which is a new one for the... (continue)(continue reading)
Chris O'Dowd - Brother Geraghty

“I was thinking about becoming a Scientologist. They're always famous, you know. Is there like an audition or something? I could do a monologue from Ron L. Hubbard.”
Kam Heskin - Carrie Carson

“I am fascinated with religion or things that people believe in and question that.”
Patrick Wilson

“- Mrs. Talmann: His father was killed at Aufbergensfeld. His mother became a Catholic so my husband had him brought to England.
- Mr Neville: To be raised as a little Protestant?
- Mrs. Talmann: He was an orphan, Mr. Neville, and needed to be looked after.
- Mr Neville: An orphan, madame, because his mother became a Catholic?”

Anne-Louise Lambert - Mrs. Talmann
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville

“I'm not really into religion.”
Harry Dean Stanton

“Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job.”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic, with cash.”

Brian Cox - Sidney McLoughlin

“- Father Seamus: Tell me. Is celibacy just as difficult for a woman as it is for a man?
- Charlie McManus: I wouldn't know... I must come clean, though, I, I had a man in my bed last night. All night. You see, the way I see it, sex is allowed.”
Tom Hickey - Father Seamus
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and blood!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones