Religion quotes

“In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half its population isn't even of that religious, it comes like fire.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
- Justine Last: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
- Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.”
Mike White - Corny
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Joshua Beal: My question is about my aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to Hell right?
- Sister Terry: Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal
Rosie O'Donnell - Sister Terry

“- Louis Cyphre: You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?
- Harry Angel: No, I didn't know that.
- Louis Cyphre: Would you like an egg?
- Harry Angel: No thank you, I got a thing about chickens.”
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel

“I guess we're both fucked? Least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.”

Season Hubley - Niki

“- Ed Reynolds: Before we start shooting, Mr. Wood, we have a few questions.
- Reverend Lemon: Yes. The script contains numerous references to graverobbing. Now we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive. It is blasphemy.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What are you talking about? It's the premise of the movie! It's the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clive Rosengren - Ed Reynolds
G.D. Spradlin - Reverend Lemon
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“Religion may not be perfect, but it is a well-built boat that can stay balanced and carry you to the other shore. Our life is nothing but a boat adrift on water balanced by permanent uncertainty.”
Ralph Fiennes - Adam Sors

“- Jack McDermott: Great! Breakfast. I'm starved.
- Henry Sikorsky: That's not ours. That's Ed's.
- Jack McDermott: Did Ed make the sun shine? Did Ed make the wheat grow?
- Henry Sikorsky: I don't know the man.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky

“- Phil Last: I don't know what to say about Jesus... I'm stoned.
- Justine Last: Just let the other people do the talking.”
John C. Reilly - Phil Last
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race.”
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“You see, Sir, between the two of us, we do know them all.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor

“They were all godless here. They used to bring their women here - brazen, lolling creatures in silks and satins. They filled the house with laughter and sin.”

Eva Moore - Rebecca Femm

“- Mr Neville: Why doesn't your husband have the moat cleaned out?
- Mrs Herbert: He doesn't like to see the fish. Carp live too long - they remind him of Catholics. Besides, from his window, the duckweed could be mistaken for lawn.”
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Janet Suzman - Mrs Herbert

- David: If Father's love... isn't unselfish, then... which is?
- Linc Strunc: I don't know man. See... I'm not God. I can't give you any answers. But all I do know is... that "father" is a lie.

Nick Mancuso - David
R.H. Thomson - Linc Strunc

“Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their pornography together.”
Courtney Love - Althea Leasure Flynt

“An old nigger and an old Jew woman taking off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!”

Ray McKinnon - Alabama trooper #1

“- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?
- Indian Bartender: Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Don't blame you.”
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn
Brian George - Indian Bartender

“The Torah is just a long string of numbers. Some say that it's a code sent to us from God.”
Ben Shenkman - Lenny Meyer

“Hello gang, welcome to Sex Education. If you aren't registered for this course or are a Southern Baptist, you're in the wrong room.”
David Herman - Mr. Lowelle

“He called the Crusades a foolish quest. He said it was vanity to force our religion upon other men.”

Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you".
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
- Julius Levinson: Nobody's perfect.”

James Rebhorn - Albert Nimziki
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“You have forgotten the love of Jesus. You disregard His sacrifice. Death, fear, flames, horror and black clothes. Hold your meeting then, but know if you do this in the name of God and in the house of God, you blaspheme against Him and His Word.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“- Russell: You could join a monastery.
- John: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
- Russell: Never.
- John: So much for the monastery.”
Harold Ramis - Russell
Bill Murray - John

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah