School quotes
397 school quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Matilda
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Rick and Morty
“I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: School of Rock
“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
- Dewey Finn: Billy?
- Billy: You.” - From the movie: The Breakfast Club
- From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake, you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes, you don't know what that's like.”
- From the movie: School of Rock
- From the movie: Not Another Teen Movie
“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?” - From the movie: High School Musical 3: Senior Year
“East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It's a place where one person, if it's the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we'll keep for the rest of our lives,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Mona Lisa Smile
- From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
“I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either.”
- From the movie: Joe Dirt
“If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... oh no, killer mustard gas!”
- From the movie: Little Miss Sunshine
“I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap high school and everything, just skip it.”
- From the movie: Radio
“You take him out of this school, you might as well just take his life from him.”
- From the movie: Man of the House
“Cheating is a hell of a lot worse than being stupid. Plagiarism is an academic crime. It is punishable by academic death.”
- From the movie: Overboard
“- Annie: Mrs. Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head to toe poison oak?
- Adele Burbridge: Well no, I... well yes, but...
- Annie: But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Son in Law
“- Crawl: Let me guess: you miss your mom, dad, brother, dog, boyfriend ... practically everything you can think of back home, am I right?
- Becca: How'd you know that?
- Crawl: Here sit down and let me tell you a little story. This is Fred.
- Becca: Oh my god you were such a nerd! I'm, I'm sorry.
- Crawl: It's ok.
- Becca: What...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Polyester
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I got my report card today. Wanna see it?
- Francine Fishpaw: Have you done any better this time? [looking at the report card] Lu-Lu, you have failed every single subject again!
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: No, Ma. They changed the grading system. "F" is for "Fantastic"!
- Francine Fishpaw: You little liar! It's a good thing you're not... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Blind Side
“They have lots of body parts. Arms and legs and hands, from hospitals and medical schools. And do you know where they store 'em? Right underneath the football field. So while it's fine and dandy to have 100,000 fans cheering for you, the bodies you should be worried about are the ones right under the turf. Set to poke up through the ground and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Matilda
“My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children… at all.”
- From the movie: Another Round
- From the TV Series: Wednesday
“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
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