School quotes

- Mary Anne Meechum: They're staring at us like we're freaks or something.
- Ben Meechum: No, they're no. Look, just pick someone out. Go on up to them and say, "Hi my name's Mary Anne Meechum. I'm new in town, like you for a friend". Just like that.

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum

“Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit.”

Seth Belliston - Student

“All of junior high school sucks. High school's better, it's closer to college. They'll call you names, but not as much to your face.”
Matthew Faber - Mark Wiener

“- Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
- Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo

“- Mr. Waters: Hamlet. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. He's just... bopping around... doesn't know which way's up. I don't think the guy's got a clue.
- Mr. Bates: You mean to say that he is a man...
- Mr. Waters: Yeah.
- Mr. Bates: Who couldn't make up his... mind.”

Chris Heuisler - Mr. Waters
Stephen Tobolowsky - Mr. Bates

“- Maxine: It's really quite something to see you all grown-up like this, Enid. I'd love to know what you're doing now. I can't help but feel I had some small part in how you turned out. What are you studying? You were always such a smart little girl.
- Enid: I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards.”
Teri Garr - Maxine
Thora Birch - Enid

- Eddie: You realize your son got a D in English?
- Rae Jones: What's that got to do with him playing ball?
- Eddie: A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?". You need to start paying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court.
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie
Davenia McFadden - Rae Jones

“How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.”
Brandon Jay McLaren - Toby

“- Dr. Finch: Well, the only loophole or way I could see me getting you out of school for any considerable length of time would be for you... to commit suicide.
- Augusten Burroughs: You want me to kill myself?
- Dr. Finch: Well, if you tried to kill yourself, I could explain to the schoolboard that you were psychologically unfit to attend, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch
Joseph Cross - Augusten Burroughs

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“- Bartleby Gaines: Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity? Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... a... frigging hot dog suit?
- Sherman Schrader: It's a tradition.
- Bartleby Gaines: A tradition?
- Sherman Schrader: Yes.
- Bartleby Gaines: I've got a tradition for you. Schrader, you've been my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines
Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin

“- Jamie Sullivan: OK, so you don't care about classes or graduating, but you like school because you're popular and you'll never be on top again.
- Landon Carter: That's thoroughly predictable.
- Jamie Sullivan: Your act only works on an audience.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“- Jason Melon: Uh, we got Economics tomorrow at 11 o'clock.
- Thornton Melon: 11 o'clock? No good. I got a massage 11 o'clock. Tell 'em to make it 2 o'clock.
- Jason Melon: No, dad. Uh, you don't get it. They're not gonna re-schedule the classes around your massage.
- Thornton Melon: All right, 11 o'clock, but I'm gonna talk to that Dean. I mean...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith Gordon - Jason Melon
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Dave Goodman: What's that smell?
- Ethan Dulles: Maybe it's the smell of your ass getting kicked out of school.”
Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman
Jason Schwartzman - Ethan Dulles

“- Aidan McRory: Where did you learn your English?
- Naï-Rea: His Excellency asked the Australian priests to open a school here to teach us languages.
- Aidan McRory: Well, I'm very impressed. What else did they teach you?
- Naï-Rea: To beware of white men.”
Guy Pearce - Aidan McRory
Maï Anh Le - Naï-Rea

“- Harry: The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me soon.
- Shrink: Why did they kick you out?
- Harry: Because I wasn't interested in college. I wanted to be a writer and that's all I cared about. Also, I tried to give the Dean's wife an enema. They didn't take kindly to that.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, it's high school.”
Michael Angarano - Will Stronghold

“- Francine Fishpaw: Dexter's been expelled from school!
- Cuddles Kovinsky: For what?
- Francine Fishpaw: For truancy!
- Cuddles Kovinsky: It's just those common Baltimore public schools. God, I wish I lived in Connecticut!”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
Edith Massey - Cuddles Kovinsky

- Wolverine: Got any beer?
- Bobby Drake: This is a school.
- Wolverine: So that's a "no"?
- Bobby Drake: Yeah, that's a "no".
- Wolverine: Got anything other than chocolate milk?
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
Shawn Ashmore - Bobby Drake

“- Montel Gordon: I lost my virginity with a sophomore in high school.
- Ray Castro: That's cool.
- Montel Gordon: Yeah, sweet.
- Ray Castro: Did he treat you good?”
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro

“- Hector Passmore: Show him the picture. He sold it to the school paper.
- Archie Howard: I got 25 bucks man!
- Alan Parker: Are you going to split it with me? I mean it is my naked ass in the paper.”
Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore
Robin Nielsen - Archie Howard
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“- Primo: Give people time, they will learn.
- Secondo: This is a restaurant! This is not a fucking school!”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“We throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores, Pimps and whores! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis