School quotes

“I just think all elementary schools should have a firing range. How else will the children learn to defend themselves?”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“They never taught us really useful like how to light a cigarette in the wind, or make a fire out of wet wood, or bayonet a man in the belly instead of the ribs where it gets jammed.”

William Bakewell - Albert

“- Myrna Goldfarb: I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.
- Pierre Delacroix: So you fucked a nigger in college.”
Dina Pearlman - Myrna Goldfarb
Damon Wayans - Pierre Delacroix

“Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.”
Carl Weathers - Apollo

“In the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules. There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled. Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive... special Awards for Services to the School.”

Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“In 1966, everyone graduated from St. Basil's, except me.”
Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“- D.I. Fitch: What the fuck are you even doing here?
- Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.”
Scott MacDonald - D.I. Fitch
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“I do have one bit of advice for you though. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“Let's pretend I blew up the school... all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
Christian Slater - J.D.

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.”

Cher - Cher

“I passed it, Daniel. I passed my subject in a regular school with real tests and regular teachers. I did it, Daniel. I love Polytechnic School! I love my teachers! I love everybody, Daniel!”
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Murdock: Excuse me. I just found the graffiti on the roof of the cafeteria, they're taking it down now.
- Loretta Creswood: What's it say?
- Murdock: Creswood's a maggot pusswad.”
Andy Romano - Murdock
Annie Ross - Loretta Creswood

“- Kay Bentley: She's an old schoolmate of mine from grammar school.
- Michael Shayne: I haven't seen any old girls.
- Kay Bentley: She's not old - about my age.
- Michael Shayne: And still going to grammar school? She's a little mentally round-shouldered!”
Lynn Bari - Kay Bentley
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne

“- Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff: I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation.
- Donnie Darko: Why?
- Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff: I could lose my job.”

Noah Wyle - Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Vince LaRocca: How can you let them grill me there for six hours?
- Larry Merrick: I can't control how long they're gonna question you.
- Vince LaRocca: Did you go to law school, Harry?
- Larry Merrick: Yeah, I went to law school, Vince.
- Vince LaRocca: Did you graduate?
- Larry Merrick: Hey, I'm a lawyer, of course I graduated.”
Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca
Michael Durrell - Larry Merrick

“- Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
- Mike: I wanna dance!”
Anthony Rapp - Tony
Adam Goldberg - Mike

“I've never quit nothing. Unless you count school, but that wasn't my fault.”
Til Schweiger - Ruben Rubenbauer

“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“You can't make a college without breaking egg heads.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Coleman Silk

“I wish they'd teach more about litigation in medical school.”
Colm Feore - Richard Wilson

“- Drix: Where did you study?
- Osmosis Jones: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.”
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school?
- Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will.
- Billy Kramer: What if you forget?
- Ted Kramer: I won't forget.
- Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?
- Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.”
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“- Katherine Ann Watson: What you did was copy Strauss.
- Joan Brandwyn: I was referencing an expert.
- Katherine Ann Watson: If I wanted to know what he thought, I'd buy his book.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn