School quotes

- "Doc": Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- "Wishy": Yeah and I came out the same way.
Bud Abbott - "Doc"
Lou Costello - "Wishy"

“- Michael Corben: Sir, I just wanna tell you this has been the best four years of my life.
- Principal: Don't overwhelm yourself. The best is yet to come.”

Richard Grieco - Michael Corben
Philip Spensley - Principal

“- Max: You just humilated me in fornt of all the guys at school. Collect your candy and get out of my life.
- Dani: I want to go home now!”
Omri Katz - Max
Thora Birch - Dani

- Franny Philips: Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?
- Paul Philips: I guess so.
- Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit".

Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips
John Lithgow - Paul Philips

“- Blaine: Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first.
- Dr. John Dolittle: Someone had to finish last, too.”

Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“The high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Dave: Hell, I don't want to go to college Dad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
- Dad: You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“You're that geeky Stephen King kid - there's one of you in every school.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt

“What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: I'm very happy to see that you've come to your senses. And what would you have done with the school, anyway?
- Riff Randell: Rock the roof off it.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Jim Norman: Those punks said they transferred in from Milford. I checked, I can't find any Milford High.
- Old Officer Neil: That's because it isn't a school.”
Tim Matheson - Jim Norman
Duncan McLeod - Old Officer Neil

“We're gonna turn this into the best sorority house in school!”
Dana Bentley - Janey

“I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

Remeber that friend in High School, who wanted to make bongs out of everything? Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit. One day you find your friend goin' "Hey look, man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one, go on take a hit".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Capt. Logan: I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
- Ted: Me and Bill...
- Capt. Logan: He also said that if fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't ya, Ted?
- Ted: That I would have to go to Oates Military Acadamy, sir.
- Capt. Logan: Uh-huh. I spoke to Colonel Oates this...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hal Landon Jr. - Captain Logan
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Harry Potter: We got lost.
- Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.”

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter
Maggie Smith - Professor McGonagall

“- Jimmy Tong: You are very smart. Good speller.
- Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.”
Jackie Chan - Jimmy Tong
Mia Cottet - Cheryl

“- Claudia Kishi: We have a tragedy here! I flunked science and I have to go to summer school.
- Jessi Ramsey: Aren't your parents going to kill you?
- Claudia Kishi: Maybe.”
Tricia Joe - Claudia Kishi
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey

“You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.”

Rebecca Romijn - Mystique

“I quit school because I didn't like recess.”
Robert Duvall - The Apostle E.F.

“I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.”
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy

“- Mallory: I don't suppose they taught you German at that awful school of yours?
- Miller: What, instead of Latin? Heaven forbid, old boy.”
Robert Shaw - Mallory
Edward Fox - Miller

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“Very important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones.”
George Carlin - Rufus

“- Zeke: Casey, the only person in this school who's an alien is you, man.
- Casey: Fuck you, Zeke.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor