School quotes

“- Dennis Wallace: Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
- Felix: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.”

Sisqó - Dennis Wallace
Colin Hanks - Felix Woods

“- Mr. Welch: Now I want you to do the bee today, okay?
- Akeelah: So everyone can call me a freak and a brainiac? No I ain't down for no spelling bee.
- Mr. Welch: Well, maybe you'd be down for spending the rest of the semester in detention for all your absences?”
Curtis Armstrong - Mr. Welch
Keke Palmer - Akeelah

“Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.”

Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson

“These were the best years of our lives. At least that's what they told us. Personally, I hated high school. I hated all of you and I hope you all rot in hell. Thank you.”
Sara Tanaka - Shelly Chan

“Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.”
Christian Slater - J.D.

“- Kumar Patel: I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
- Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
- Kumar Patel: Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.”
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel
Fred Willard - Dr. Willoughby

“- Randall - 'R': I want you to go to college. It's really important, okay?
- Randy Harris, Jr.: Did you?
- Randall - 'R': Yes.
- Randy Harris, Jr.: What did you learn?
- Randall - 'R': Give me a second, I'll think of it.”

Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
Desmond Harrington - Randy

“- Elmer Fishpaw: How's my baby doing in school?
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I learned all about my cervix in sex education yesterday!”
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw
Mary Garlington - Lu-Lu Fishpaw

“High School is no place for kids anymore.”
Victor Garber - Det. Martin Van Zandt

“I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot? How are things going at school?
- Donnie Darko: I think about girls a lot.
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
- Donnie Darko: I think about fucking a lot during school.”
Katharine Ross - Dr. Lilian Thurman
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Falcone: So how's school going, Raab?
- Raab: Oh, wow, not so good. I lost my schedule at the beginning of the semester, and couldn't find my classes for like a month and a half. I end up getting three D's and an F, I mean, it's not that bad considering I passed.”
Brandon DiCamillo - Falcone
Chris Raab - Raab

“College is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood.”
Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis

“- Sammy: How was school today?
- Rudy: Stupid.”
Laura Linney - Sammy
Rory Culkin - Rudy

“- Ada Kurtzman: How are the coloureds doing at school?
- Ben Kurtzman: Okay, they're doing okay. They're getting better grades than I am.”
Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman

“Today's the thirtieth of June. My exam results should come on the 18th of August. God, it's not long. Forty-nine days, then I'm dead. If I was a real rebel, I wouldn't give a damn.”
Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin

“- Margot: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
- Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
- Margot: Yeah... luckily!”
Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
Alanna Ubach - Serena

“- Lester Bangs: Are you like the star of your school?
- William Miller: They hate me.
- Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“- Vivian: You dropped out of high school?
- Eliot: It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce.
- Vivian: What do you do?
- Eliot: I sell pot.”
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian
Kevin Corrigan - Eliot

“I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“Third year is like being a rookie pitcher called on to pitch the seventh game of the World Series... blindfolded.”
Jimmy Smits - Dr. David Redding

“I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years. Actually, what I'm reminded of, is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some big football player with arms like telephone poles.”
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“You know what these small towns are like. A girl spends all her time in high school lookin' for the guy she's gonna marry, and spends the rest of her life wonderin' why.”
Gene Hackman - Anderson

“- Anthony: What did you bring a thousand pounds to school for? Can't you see that's suspicious?
- Damian: It's not suspicious, it's unusual.”
Lewis McGibbon - Anthony
Alex Etel - Damian

“- Maisy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maizy Russell raises her hand]
- Maisy's Teacher: Maizy?
- Maizy Russell: My uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.”
Ron Payne - Maizy's Teacher
Gaby Hoffmann - Maizy Russell