School quotes

“- Sarah: It doesn't always happen the first time.
- Meg: That's not what they told us in high school.”

Glenn Close - Sarah
Mary Kay Place - Meg

“- Sherman McCoy: I understand you went to Yale.
- Tom Killian: Yeah. You, too. Huh?
- Sherman McCoy: What did you think of it?
- Tom Killian: It was okay. As law schools go. They give you the scholarly view. You know. It's terrific for anything you want to do - as long as it doesn't involve real people.”
Tom Hanks - Sherman McCoy
Kevin Dunn - Tom Killian

“Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool!”

James Marsden - Corny Collins

“- Cady Heron: I used to be home-schooled.
- Regina George: Wait... what?
- Cady Heron: My mom taught me at home.
- Regina George: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Rachel McAdams - Regina George

“Graduating from PA is no Academy Award, if you know what I mean. Look, it is better than real school. Like, it's free and you don't get raped in the hallways; but, it's still small change.”
Irene Cara - Coco

You know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got three kids who, like, think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where you stood back and said: "Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!". You know?

Steve Zahn - Al Giordino

“Do you like school, Matt? I fucking hated every minute of it.”
Michael Keaton - Peter McCabe

“- Sheik: When we were in high school...
- Jill: We're not in high school any more.”
Rosanna Arquette - Jill
Vincent Spano - Sheik

“- Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
- Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
- Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
- Kristin: A Geek?
- Gibby: You totally just said that out load.”
Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Marley Shelton - Kristin
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“Reaganomics, man. That's what this shit is! All them public education cutbacks, now poor white motherfuckers like this can't even read!”
Michael Jai White - Odell Williams

“I, King Bob, as my last official act before entering middle school, hereby anoint this boy here King Freddie the second. May you boss around all of the kids with fairness.”

Lane Toran - King Bob

“Sweety, no double earrings. You're a state cheerleader, not a state hooker!”
Bree Turner - Tina

“- Richard Samuels: Some day everyone in this town is going to know who I am.
- Mrs Samuels: Oh sure. You'll be the one who didn't graduate from high school.”
Zac Efron - Richard Samuels
Janie Dee - Mrs Samuels

“Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“- Kevin: Man, those things are cool! You know, I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
- Peg Boggs: Kevin...! Edward... would you like some butter for your bread? Great!
- Edward: Thank you.
- Kevin: Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
- Peg Boggs: Kevin, I've had enough.”
Robert Oliveri - Kevin
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“- Jack Hall: I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
- Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
- Jack Hall: How can there be two sides?”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall
Jake Gyllenhaal - Sam Hall

“Hello, Casey. Where ya gonna go, huh? The class wuss... eternal little loser who comes to school everyday knowing this is it. You've been labeled 'pathetic' since first grade and you're afraid it's going to bleed over for the rest of your life.”
Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt

“- School Principal: Is Dexter ill today?
- Francine Fishpaw: Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
- School Principal: I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
George Hulse - School Principal

“Seventeen years I've been waitin' for this day. Freedom. The oyster of my life about to open. Instead, it feels like a badger died in my stomach. And I've an awful feeling that nothing will ever change.”

Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin

“When I look out in the world I don't see nobody that looks like me with their pockets full unless they're rapping a lyrics or dribbling a ball.”
Jason Finn - Marcus

“- Dave: I mean it's not enough, I want my own page in the yearbook.
- Stoney: Jump off the gym splatter on the street and go for the co-ver.
- Dave: That's not funny, I am not going down as some geek kid from Encino. When I finish this pool I am going to have the killer party after the prom, I am going to be prom king, and I am going to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Preacher: You weren't the sunny kid in your class, were you?
- Carter Blake: I never went to class.”
LL Cool J - Preacher
Thomas Jane - Carter Blake

“High school is not a democracy. Teachers don't wait.”

Jay Thomas - Coach Bill Meister

“If you missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy