Sex quotes

“- Dr. Kurtz: There's your sacrifice. If you wish to become a piranha woman you must first take his body, and then his life. What is your decision?
- Dr. Margo Hunt: I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood. However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him.
- Dr. Kurtz: Forget it! You want your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adrienne Barbeau - Dr. Kurtz
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt

“- Roach: There's nothing as exhilarating, man. Not even sex.
- Tyler: Maybe you're not doing it right, Roach.”

James Le Gros - Roach
Lori Petty - Tyler

“- Merteuil: Men are always chasing after visions, my dear. They want us to be angels.
- Baroness: But in bed they want us to be demons, my dear.
- Baron: Yes, indeed, it always comes as a morning surprise when you wake up in the arms of an ordinary woman.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Isla Blair - Baroness
T.P. McKenna - Baron

“- Mrs. Doubtfire: Once the father of your children is out of the picture, the only solution is total and lifelong celibacy.
- Miranda Hillard: Celibacy?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: Yes. And if you violate that, heaven forgive you! Good luck.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

Erica. It sounds just like "Erotica". Suits her too. The girl's a walking wet dream.
Joshua Schaefer - Peter

“- Rebecca: A man went in there.
- Young Flight Attendant: Everyone shares the same ones. Here, I'll take you to one closer to your seat.
- Rebecca: But a lady's in there, too.
- Young Flight Attendant: Ok, one of those flights.”

Brittany Oaks - Rebecca
Monica McSwain - Junior Flight Attendant

“Most women apply secret number two to one thing, sex. The rest of the time we're too real. Too real because it's in our nature to be real, which ultimately is a woman's downfall. But faking it keeps you living in man's land.”
Malin Akerman - Tes

“This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?”
Devon Gummersall - Philip

“- Lenny: Sex is not the answer.
- Bob Crane: It's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.”
Ron Leibman - Lenny
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“You use sex to express every emotion except love.”

Mia Farrow - Judy Roth

“- Jill, Lamborghini Babe: It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
- Mechanic: All three of us?
- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.”
Susan Anton - Jill, Lamborghini Babe
Catherine Bach

“Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”

Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies.”

Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Robert Garrett: Miss Carlson, you stated that you handcuffed Andrew Marsh before having sex with him the night of his death.
- Rebecca Carlson: It wasn't before. It was during.”
Joe Mantegna - Robert Garrett
Madonna - Rebecca Carlson

“I believe I am what is commonly termed bisexual, which is by the by because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. But if I did, I promise you, you'd be right up there on my wish list, together with Michelle Pfeiffer and... River Phoenix.”

Stephen Fry - Peter Morton

“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Rupert Burns: What do they say?
- Andrew Martin: That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“- Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
- Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
- Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
- Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.”
Kristen Miller - Lisa
Trey Parker - Gary Johnston

“- Carl Purdue: That was great!
- Ducky: What, the grass or us?
- Carl Purdue: Oh, I don't know. Shall we try it all over again, so I can make up my mind?
- Ginger: What, Carl, already?”

Adam Roarke - Carl Purdue
Jeana Keough - Ducky
Val Kline - Ginger

“- Eve: Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you like?
- Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
- Eve: I'm afraid so.”

Joan Severance - Eve
Richard Pryor - Wally

“- Michelle: How many languages do you speak?
- Julian: Five or six.
- Michelle: Plus the, uh, international language?
- Julian: That's right.”
Lauren Hutton - Michelle
Richard Tiffany Gere - Julian

“When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he wants is to exchange fluids.”

Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“- Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit.
- Dewey Cox: What is it?
- Sam: It's medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.”

Tim Meadows - Sam
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“New York. The Big, juicy Apple. The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running. My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme, it's a promise.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Tom Bartlett: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
- Amanda Shelton: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Tom Bartlett
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Shelton