Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Rita, Sue and Bob Too
“When we have sex, it feels like shagging a bag of spuds - you lay there like a bit of wet rag.”
- From the movie: Nice Guys Sleep Alone
“When you sleep with a guy on a first date, you're telling him you're not interested in a relationship.”
- From the movie: Wilder Napalm
“- Vida Foudroyant: It's 12:47 and 23 seconds. Time to screw. Let's do it in the booth.
- Wilder Foudroyant: You're not serious.
- Vida Foudroyant: Yes, I really am!
- Wilder Foudroyant: Vida! Vida!
- Vida Foudroyant: Okay. Let's just find some hedges or something!” - From the movie: Private Lessons
- From the movie: Bad Boys
“- Glen: Phil, when was the last time you were with a woman?
- Phil: Uh, Saturday... Saturday will be a year.
- Glen: Ow!
- Mitch: Gee, if I had known, I'd have gotten you a cake.”- From the movie: Black Knight
- From the movie: Saturn 3
“You have a great body. May I use it?”
“- Jesse Walsh: There's something inside of me. And last night it made me go in to my sister's room. And tonight with Lisa in the cabana, it started happening again.
- Ron Grady: I think you are seriously losing it, bro.
- Jesse Walsh: I'm scared, Grady. Something is trying to get inside my body.
- Ron Grady: Yeah, and she's female, and she's...” (continue)(continue reading)- From the movie: Last Man Standing
“- John Smith: Does your boss have a first name?
- Lucy Kolinski: Only in the bedroom.” - From the movie: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
“- Beavis: It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
- Old Guy: Oh, yeah.
- Beavis: But not us. We're never gonna score!” - From the movie: Varsity Blues
“- Mox: The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on…
- Miss Davis: That's good...
- Mox: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.” - From the movie: The Wedding Date
“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
- From the movie: Greedy
“Let me tell you something, handsome. If I were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now.”
- From the movie: Sorority Boys
- From the movie: Easy A
- From the movie: Mad Dog and Glory
- Mike: You got laid last night?
- Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie: I don't get laid, I make love. - From the movie: Skipped Parts
“- Sam Callahan: I knew where to go in, I think, but it wouldn't go. I must be too big.
- Delores: Nobody's too big.” - From the movie: Bordello of Blood
“- Noonan: It's about fucking time!
- Rafe: I've gone to hell and it's worse than I thought? Noonan, where am I?” - From the movie: A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon
“Denise walked into one of the rooms and... whammo! The petals fell. Over the year I have counted enough fallen petals to cover the Rose Bowl.”
- From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Jeff Dunham: I do know I have grandparents who are well into their 80s. They're still having fun.
- Walter: Their 80s?
- Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
- Walter: Good god! What the hell kind of sex is that?” - From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
“- Fiona: It's rather like the first time one has sex, I suppose.
- Father Gerald: I suppose so.
- Fiona: Only not as messy, and far less cause for condoms.” - From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
- Aldous Snow: Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.” - From the movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
“- Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby.
- Vanessa Kensington: Not in the 90's, Austin.
- Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.” - From the movie: XX/XY
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