Sex quotes

“- Al: What about sex?
- Paula: Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have sex...”
Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois". I bet that means "You're the most".
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“No offense. I mean look at you. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you. I mean I'd do you.”

Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“- Avon Rose: I told you I don't want boys here!
- Caitlin Rose: Oh my God. Is that what's really bothering you?
- Avon Rose: Did something happen? Damn it, Caitlin, just tell me the truth. I want to hear you say it. You brought him into this house and you had sex with him, didn't you?
- Caitlin Rose: He tore my clothes off and he raped me! Are...” (continue)(continue reading)
Isabella Hofmann - Avon Rose
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose

“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise?”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“I think we live in overstimulated times. We crave stimulation for its own sake. We gorge ourselves on it. We always want more, whether it's tactile, emotional or sexual. And I think that's bad.”
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand

“- King Henry VIII: Your sister is gone as you wished. Will you give yourself to me now?
- Anne Boleyn: No. When you are loyal to me above all others.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“- Mickey: How many girls can we get for a hundred?
- Porky: There's five of you, right? That's a lot of horny dicks. I'll let you have two girls for an hour, or three or a half-hour.
- Mickey: That's all?
- Porky: No one's forcing you, but it's a long ride back home and it's even longer with a hard on.
- Mickey: Okay, okay, we'll take three for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roger Wilson - Mickey
Chuck Mitchell - Porky

“- Sarah: You know what this really needs to pop? The blood of a virgin.
- Carson: Okay. Why are you guys looking at me?
- Sarah: Come on, Carson, just a little pin prick.
- Ruben: If she can take a little prick, she wouldn't be a virgin.”
Kierstin Koppel - Sarah
Ashley Benson - Carson
Noel Areizaga - Ruben

“- Merritt McKinney: Do me a favor. Visualize your most adventurous sexual experience.
- Henley Reeves: Stay out of my head, you perv!
- Merritt McKinney: Well, no, if I stay out of your head, I'm never gonna get into your pants.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves

“- Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it?
- Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.”
Ice-T - Owen Turner
Costas Mandylor - Ryan Mitchell

“We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

“I wish I had two dicks.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“- Doris: Sue, what is Mick like in bed?
- Sue: I don't know, he still sleeps on the floor.”
Marilyn Sokol - Doris
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“Most men'll fuck a lamp post.”
Gina McKee - Marion Nell

“Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old, kid had a bush like a 40 years old Serbian.”
J. K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven

“It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.”

Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling.”
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“All you want to talk about is money, let's talk about love, and sex... forget love, let's just talk about sex.”

Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart

- Shirley Valentine: I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!
- Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!
- Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine
Ged McKenna - Van Driver

“- Rebecca Sommers: You can try a bunch of cheesy lines on my but why bother? … What I'm telling you is no matter what you do, you're gonna get laid.
- Kevin: I don't get it.”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers
Lochlyn Munro - Kevin

“History teaches us that men behave wisely once they've exhausted all other alternatives. For most rock bands, the pursuit of wisdom's a low priority compared to fame, fortune and fornication.”
Billy Connolly - Hughie

- Ted: Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
- Fred: You're such a prig.
- Ted: No, I wasn't using "promiscuous" pejoratively. It's just a fact. They have completely different attitudes toward sex.
- Fred: Well, I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively.
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton