Sex quotes

“Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“Out here it is all about our hustle, and that's it.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“- Dixie: Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
- Roxanne: Richard.
- Dixie: When's he coming?
- Roxanne: He's not. He's not coming.
- Dixie: What happened?
- Roxanne: We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.”
Shelley Duvall - Dixie
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne

“Now I bow down to the superiority of the opposite sex in many respects. But from time to time, I believe they should bow down to me.”
Jamie Foxx - Lt. Henry Purcell

“- Pnub: What a waste.
- Mick: I thought you didn't like Curtis.
- Pnub: I'm talkin' about that ass!
- Mick: Well, at least he died happy.”

Elden Henson - Pnub
Seth Green - Mick

“Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Col. Colin Caine: Tell me again how the girl over powered you.
- Dr. Bukovsky: She... was the most overwhelmingly feminine presence I have ever encountered. I was drawn to her on a level...
Col. Colin Caine: Was it sexual?
- Dr. Bukovsky: Yes. Overwhelmingly so, and horrible. Loss of control.”
Peter Firth - Col. Colin Caine
Michael Gothard - Dr. Bukovsky

“- Sheriff of Rottingham: What? You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes, right after lunch?
- Marian: Yes, but only my body. You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul!
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh, oh yes! I respect that.”
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham
Amy Yasbeck - Marian

“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“I usually get kissed before I get fucked.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin

“From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.”
Peter R. Thewes - Hazmat Officer

“- Robbie Hart: Who'd like to dance with this lovely young lady?
- Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah: I'd like to do more than dance with her!”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Al Hopson - Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah

“- Little Joe Dirt: Can I push him off me?
- Joe Dirt's Foster Mother: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Little Joe Dirt
Kathleen Freeman - Joe Dirt's Foster Mother

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette

“Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea.”
Larry Miller

“- Cara Burns: You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait.
- Dan Burns: What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?”
Britt Robertson - Cara
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Julie Gianni: [desperately] You fucked me four times the other night, David! You've been inside me!
- David Aames: [not taking her seriously yet] Julie...
- Julie Gianni: I swallowed your cum! That means something!”
Cameron Diaz - Julie Gianni
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“- Brenda: God, Wes? That faggot? Now who the hell wants him? If you could keep him away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you.
- Cindy Clark: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
- Brenda: Let me make this simpler so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!”
Linda Blair - Brenda
Rebecca Perle - Cindy Clark

“- Jane: Does he turn you on?
- Hillary: You are such an idiot! Does he turn me on, thats such a stupid question! Why do you keep trying to sneak sex into everything?
- Jane: Why are you avoiding the subject?
- Hillary: Well, why don't you ask me something important, like whats my favourite song or do I believe in God?”

Leslie Hope - Jane
Renée Humphrey - Hillary

“- Miller: Yeah, she's cute, but she's not my type.
- Casey: What is your type?
- Miller: Girls who want to have sex with me.”
Miles Teller - Miller
Skylar Astin - Casey

“I'm not the sort of woman men boast of having slept with.”
Miriam Margolyes

“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: When you get married - it's crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

Murder is illegal but if you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek, you might even win a Pulitzer Prize and yet sex is legal everybody is "doing it" or everybody wants to be "doing it". Yet if you take a picture of two people in the act of sex or if you take a picture of a woman's naked... (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Alyssa Jones: So, for you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
- Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes, alright?”
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!”
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly