Sex quotes

“- Mrs. Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
- Mouth: [in Spanish] Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.”

Mary Ellen Trainor - Mrs. Walsh
Corey Feldman - Mouth

Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the moviegoing public, the producers of this motion... (continue)(continue reading)

Charles L. Trotter - Announcer

“Sex was a game to her. She got off on the control. She always used to tell me it had to be her way.”

Frank Langella - Jeffrey Roston

“I love weed, love it! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.”
Dave Chappelle - Thurgood Jenkins

“Hey! I'm Jules' fiancé, George! Just stopped by for a little preconjugal visit if you catch my drift!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Sandra Roxbury: Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full o' millions of guys who are just lookin' for animal sex and debauchery.
- Laurie Jameson: Exactly, that's why we're going.”
Wendy Schaal - Sandra Roxbury
Lynn-Holly Johnson - Laurie Jameson

“- Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
- Diane Farrow: Yes.
- Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
- Diane Farrow: So you know this experiment?
- Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“- The Devil: You ever fuck a blind girl?
- Harry Block: No. That I never did.
- The Devil: Oh, they're so grateful.”
Billy Crystal - The Devil
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop.”

Annette Bening - Susan Anderson

“She's out of my bed, but still in my head.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“All men cheat. That’s why they’re called trade. Do them just as dirty as they do us.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“I have no desire for an oriental woman to touch me above the waist.”

Colin Quinn - Gordon

“- Joey: Sister, I'm Catholic.
- Cristina: I'm not your sister. I'm drunk, and I'm up against the wall.”
Jason Statham - Joey
Agata Buzek - Cristina

“One of our areas of research is sexual dysfunction. If a man is experiencing impotency, we can determine whether the cause is physical or psychological by monitoring his sleep.”
Kate Capshaw - Jane DeVries

“- Maggie Chester: I went upstairs and threw my clothes off.
- Carol Benson: That's direct. What'd he say?
- Maggie Chester: He said he wasn't in the vagina business.
- Carol Benson: That's direct too... Has Peter ever been in the vagina business?
- Maggie Chester: Yes. He slept with Sarah!”

Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Tim Sullivan: I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
- Francis Doyle: There goes your sex life.”
Kieran Culkin - Tim Sullivan
Emile Hirsch - Francis Doyle

“- Dmitri: If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
- M. Gustave: I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
- Dmitri: You are, but you're bisexual.”
Adrien Brody - Dmitri
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Bill Smith: The first rule is: Never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you are. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on the top 10 of my weird list, lady.
- Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.”
Kris Kristofferson - Bill Smith
Cheryl Ladd - Louise Baltimore

“You have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

- Peter Falcone: What's your name?
- Thomas: My name is Thomas Sedgewick...
- Peter Falcone: Okay! "To: Thomas. May all your ups and downs be in bed! Peter Falcone".

Peter Paul - Peter Falcone
Barry Dennen - Thomas

Look, if you want to go play "guess your disease", or "translate your tribal tattoo", go knock yourself out.
Vince Vaughn - Dave

“- Beth Schreiber: Boog, when we were datin', did you care for me?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Sure I did.
- Beth Schreiber: You know, I don't mean just cause you could do stuff to me; but, but because you really cared?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Of course, Beth! I mean, there was plenty of girls around for a quick pop - if that's what I wanted.”
Ellen Barkin - Beth Schreiber
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell

“- Walter Kresby: You're even better at sex, don't deny it.
- Joanna Eberhard: I wasn't going to.”
Matthew Broderick - Walter Kresby
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart