Sex quotes

“- Carol Aird: [leans down to kiss her] You're trembling...
- Therese Belivet: No, don't. I want to see you.”

Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird
Rooney Mara - Therese Belivet

“Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shout. Oh... I think I love him.”

Madeline Kahn - Elizabeth

“- Victor Lyons: You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?
- Jennifer Lyons: I just did.
- Victor Lyons: Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?
- Jennifer Lyons: What good is it supposed to do you?”
Joseph Bologna - Victor Lyons
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“- Prom Chaperone: I can't allow you to leave. You're either going out for drugs or drink. It's against the rules.
- Rosie: It's okay. We're just having some kinky sex.
- Prom Chaperone: Oh, alright.”
Laurie B. McCormick - Prom Chaperone
Michele Tobin - Rosie

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're quite welcome to do that on me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks

“She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.”

Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

“- Kevin Maline: Do you know you're sleeping with a married woman?
- Jellyroll: Do you know that I don't give a fuck?”
Joey Greco - Kevin Maline
Mike Epps - Jellyroll

“- Cosmo Interview Girl: Our cover story right now is about cunnilingus. What do you think about that?
- Sydney Prosser: I like it.”
Christy Scott Cashman - Cosmo Interview Girl
Amy Adams - Sydney Prosser

“- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: These days a woman can feel incompetent if she doesn't make time for blowjobs and a home-made lasagna.
- Marty Craven: Marlene was never much of a cook.”
Julianne Moore - Marlene Craven
Kevin Skousen - Marty Craven

“Men need to believe that they're Marco Fucking Polo when it comes to sex.”
Dwight Ewell - Hooper X

“There's no relation between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get all the action.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Clyde Martin

“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.”
Natalie Portman - Jackie Kennedy

“- Cindy: I'm looking for something more than just good sex.
- Brenda Meeks: I know. You want commitment.
- Cindy: No, I want great sex.”
Anna Faris - Cindy
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks

“Oh my God, He's threatened my life, my son, my job.”

Jennifer Lopez - Claire Peterson

“- Adrian: It was a perfect moon lite summer night. He put his hands on my breasts and my blood just started to boil and afterwards I've never been able to rid myself of the guilt.
- Andrew: You enjoyed it?
- Adrian: Definitely! It was hot!”
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Carl: Do we know if they're sleeping together. Is there proof?
- Laura: I need more time.
- Glen: They're humping too quick to get pictures. Let's get a better detective!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Carl
Khandi Alexander - Laura
Jere Burns - Glen

“I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“I love sex. It's just one of the truly great ideas. I mean, just the fact that our bodies have this built-in capacity for joy, oh it makes me love God. Yes!”
Steven Weber - Jeffrey

“- Dallas: You're not one of those Freudian sub-intellectuals who waste all their time fixating on penis envy.
- Dr. Jarvis: Sex is a prime motivator. Indirectly, I believe sex is behind most of our major thought processes.”
Paulina Porizkova - Dallas
Michael Jeter - Dr. Jarvis

“- Tom Sanders: I did not have sex with her!
- Susan Hendler: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking?”
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler

“- Father Garcia: How long has it been since your last confession, my son?
- Abel Wood: 'Bout twenty years. I just have to get a few things off my chest... Lets see, first there was, uh, this girl in El Paso... her mother... and her grand-mother.”
Cesar Romero - Father Garcia
Tab Hunter - Abel Wood

“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan