Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Nice Guys
“- Holland March: What are you doing?
- Holly: I was giving you a rimjob.
- Holland March: [horrified] Rimshot!... Rimshot.” - From the movie: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
“- Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
- Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
- Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
- Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
- Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
- Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.” - From the movie: Tale of Tales
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.”
- From the movie: The Gift
“- David: Somebody might come in here
- Jessica King: Guess you'd better fuck me fast.” - From the movie: How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog
I think the doorbell's heard my wife shout "I'm coming" more than I have these days.
- From the movie: Dressed to Kill
“Thank God, straight fucks are still in style!”
- From the movie: Waxwork
“Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?”
- From the movie: Along Came Polly
“He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...”
- From the movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
“- Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
- Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.” - From the movie: Red Sonja
“- Red Sonja: No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.
- Kalidor: So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered... Little Sonja...
- Red Sonja: Don't be a fool, I don't want to kill you.” - From the movie: The Ice Storm
- From the movie: Bubba Ho-Tep
“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
- From the movie: The Other Sister
“And we love each other so much that last Thanksgiving, we did it!”
- From the movie: Quills
- From the movie: The Counselor
“Life is being in bed with you. Everything else is just waiting.”
- From the movie: The Boy Next Door
“No judgements. No rules. Just us.”
- From the movie: Trainwreck
“Have you fucked before? Where is she buried?”
- From the movie: Staten Island Summer
- From the movie: Better Than Chocolate
- From the movie: The Final Girls
- From the movie: Manchester by the Sea
“- Lee Chandler: Do you actually have sex with these girls?
- Patrick: Well, we don't just play computer games.” - From the movie: Bolero
“I've come all this way to give you something you may not even want, my virginity.”
- From the movie: The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle
“- The Crook: I was only in it for the birds after the show.
- Woman with ants on face: You, Steve Jones, are nothing but a walking dildo doing a good plumbing job. You'd swim through a river of snot, wade nostril deep through a mile of vomit, as long as you thought there was a sexy cunt at the end of it - and those cunts!” - From the movie: Careful What You Wish For
“You don't wanna do this?”
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