Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Fifty Shades of Black
“- Charlese: What we supposed to do in here?
- Christian Black: Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
- Charlese: No!
- [Christian loses his smile]
- Christian Black: Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?
- Charlese: Hell to the no!
- Christian Black: Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Revenge of the Nerds
“- Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
- Lewis: Yes.
- Betty Childs: How come?
- Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.” - From the movie: Dirty Grandpa
- From the movie: Unfinished Business
“- Timothy McWinters: If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.
- Mike Pancake: How is it a wheelbarrow?
- Timothy McWinters: One person's legs is being held up...
- Mike Pancake: Does that feel good?
- Pretty German Girl: No.” - From the movie: Joe Dirt
“Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
[turns to a mirror]
You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell man!
[turns away from the mirror]
I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes, I gotta treat her like a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“- Adrian: I can't! It's disgusting!
- Andrew: How can it be disgusting? I don't even have my clothes off.” - From the movie: 15 Minutes
“I take full responsibility for sleeping with her. I had very low self-esteem. I had to compete with somebody. It happened to be my son.”
- From the movie: Dragnet
“There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”
- From the movie: Cherry Falls
“Annette, it's always a compliment when a guys says you can suck a mean dick.”
- From the movie: Shadows and Fog
“- Prostitute #1: This is Irmy, she's with the circus. She needs a place to flop tonight.
- Prostitute #2: What do you do in the circus, huh?
- Irmy: I'm a sword-swallower.
- Prostitute #3: Oh, a sword-swallower, that's my specialty, too.” - From the movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley
“- Freddie Miles: Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
- Dickie Greenleaf: Just once?” - From the movie: Rustlers' Rhapsody
“- Rex O'Herlihan: This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...
- Peter: Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?
- Rex O'Herlihan: Never.
- Peter: My god, Rex. You are a good guy.” - From the movie: The Evil That Men Do
“- Holland: You know, me and Nancy, we've been into a lot of things. We learned tricks you wouldn't believe. We've been into things like wife-swapping... You married?
- Randolph: No, I'm divorced. But remember, three's a company and four is definitely a crowd. Man, I am down for anything or anybody.
- Holland: Three is all right with me.” - From the movie: High Fidelity
- From the movie: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.” - From the movie: I Saw the Light
- From the movie: Pretty Persuasion
- From the movie: Earth Girls Are Easy
“- Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately.
- Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency.
- Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off.
- Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.” - From the movie: Trainwreck
“- Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.
- Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.” - From the movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious
“- Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
- Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
- Tej: Yeah, a'ight.” - From the movie: 100 Girls
“Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.”
- From the movie: Speed
“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.” - From the movie: Zoolander 2
“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
- Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen...” - From the movie: Jersey Boys
“There's two types of women. There's Type A and Type B. Type A: They're real easy. They jump right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom. Then later on, they break your balls.”
- From the movie: Casino Royale
“- Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
- James Bond: If you had just been born, wouldn't you be naked?”
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