Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: It
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.”
- From the movie: The Love Letter
“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Doesn’t he know any place else where he can go at night? There must be hotels or motels.”
- From the movie: Weekend at Bernie's
“How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.”
- From the movie: Tank Girl
“- Donner: Wanna dance?
- Jet Girl: I don't know how.
- Donner: It's okay, I brought condoms!” - La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.”
- From the movie: Chi-Raq
“Even the hos is no-shows.”
- From the movie: The Hot Spot
“That was more fun than eating cotton-candy barefoot.”
- From the movie: Dazed and Confused
“- Randy 'Pink' Floyd: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
- Don Dawson: I don't know. A few, I guess.
- Randy 'Pink' Floyd: A few? Don, all I'm saying is, I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something.” - From the movie: Pitch Perfect 2
- From the movie: My Mom's New Boyfriend
“- Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?
- Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!
- Emily Lott: It's just a question.” - From the movie: Boogie Nights
- From the movie: Tombstone
“- Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
- Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.” - From the movie: Van Helsing
“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?” - From the movie: Entourage
- From the movie: Happiness
“- Joe Grasso: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
- Bill Maplewood: A professional?
- Joe Grasso: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
- Bill Maplewood: But Joe, he's 11.
- Joe Grasso: You're right, you're right. It's too late.” - From the movie: Exit to Eden
- From the movie: The Color Purple
- Celie Johnson: He just climb on top of me and do his business.
- Shug Avery: "Do his business"? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
- Celie Johnson: That's what it feels like.
- Shug Avery: Why then, Miss Celie... that means you’re still a virgin! - From the movie: The Purple Rose of Cairo
“- Emma: You're gonna get a champion roll in the hay.
- Tom Baxter: What, there's hay in the bedroom?” - From the movie: Zoolander 2
“Meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself.”
- From the movie: Urban Legend
“- Sasha Thomas: First let me just congratulate you on your choice of sexual activity because, sweetie, the world is not ready for you to reproduce. Second, did you know ingestion of bodily-fluids is a major safe-sex no-no?
- Felicia: Really?
- Sasha Thomas: Really. My suggestion is that you down a couple shots of Pepto, and next time get away...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Deadpool
“Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?”
- From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
- Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
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