Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Amazon Women on the Moon
- From the movie: Hope Springs
- From the movie: The Godfather
“- Moe Greene: I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out.
- Michael Corleone: You straightened my brother out?
- Moe Greene: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!” - From the movie: Pawn Sacrifice
- From the movie: Jade
- From the movie: Police Academy
“To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?”
- From the movie: The Astronaut's Wife
“- Jillian: You killed my husband.
- Spencer Armacost: Yeah. I did. And then I fucked his wife.” - From the movie: The Girl on the Train
“You fucked Anna 'cause you couldn't fuck Rachel anymore, and you fucked me 'cause you couldn't fuck Anna. Take us all away and you're just a pathetic, impotent man.”
- From the movie: Parenthood
“- Julie: He said that he loved me.
- Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.” - From the movie: Sleepless
“You think we're tight because you used to do blow with my dad?”
- From the movie: The Final Girls
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“Certainly most movie executives were making love to the starlets. But then, so were most of us actors.”
- From the movie: Staten Island Summer
“- Danny Campbell: I feel like you're the kind of girl that wants to marry me, but not kiss me.
- Krystal Manicucci: Well, I feel like you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss me, but doesn't want to marry me.
- Danny Campbell: What if we try to be different kinds of people for one night? [they begin to kiss]
- Krystal Manicucci: You know we're...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: A Dangerous Method
“- Sabina Spielrein: When my father brought me to you I was very ill and my illness was sexual. It's clear that the subject I'm studying is entirely grounded in sexuality so naturally I'm becoming more and more acutely awake of the fact that I have no sexual experience.
- Carl Jung: Law students are not normally expected to rob banks.” - From the movie: Orgazmo
- From the movie: Mad Love
“- Joanna: Are you going to have sex with her?
- Matt: What do you know about sex?
- Joanna: Enough. Don't change the subject.” - From the movie: Stiff Upper Lips
- From the movie: Nowhere
“Isn't sex the best tension release there is? It's like a really good sweaty game of racquetball. Except you get to come at the end.”
- From the movie: American Pie Presents: Band Camp
“We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... instruments in such... odd places. I knew a certain young men once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine.”
- From the movie: In Good Company
“- Carter: Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it?
- Dan: You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you're outside of the foxhole you keep your dick in your pants.
- Carter: That's poetic.” - From the movie: Interview
“- Pierre Peders: I don't fuck celebrities.
- Katya: Well, I don't fuck nobodies.” - From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee's good for your sex life.
- Jeff Dunham: Coffee?
- Walter: Yeah.
- Jeff Dunham: Is it?
- Walter: No. It kept me awake through the whole damn thing! I actually had to participate.” - From the movie: Door To Door
“I've never done well on the phone. Women find my voice sexy, and I think it distracts them.”
- From the movie: Burnt
“- Adam Jones: We should be dealing in culinary orgasms. When is the last time you had an orgasm that was interesting?
- Helene: Remind me never ever to discuss food with you in public.”
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