Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Say It Isn't So
“I'm surprised she didn't give up the sausage and become a vagina-tarian.”
- From the movie: Jeffrey
“Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive.”
- From the movie: The Escort
“- Natalie: You don't want to get to know each other first?
- Mitch: Before I buy you a drink or before the blow job?” - From the movie: The Center of the World
- From the movie: Last Tango in Paris
- From the movie: The Final Girls
“Nice legs. What time they open?”
- From the movie: Screamers
“We can smile, we can cry. We can bleed... we can fuck.”
- From the movie: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
You are gonna be so bad at sex the first time that you don't wanna have sex with someone you like, 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it. So you wanna have sex with "hood rats" so that by the time you get to a girl that you do like, you won't be terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it. [pause] Probably still pretty bad,... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
Every once in a while, a man's "eel" likes to visit a woman's "cave".
- From the movie: Now and Then
“All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works.”
- From the movie: Death Becomes Her
- From the movie: Trainwreck
“- Gordon: Yes, you love the doll. But what if I told you that was the only doll you're allowed to play with the rest of your life. How would you feel?
- Five Year Old Kim: Sad.
- Gordon: You'd feel sad, of course, 'cause there are a lot of other dolls on your shelves. And if you play with the other dolls, you can't have that doll anymore. Even...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Walk Of Shame
“- Meghan: I'm not sucking dick for crack.
- Hulk: What you're sucking dick for then?
- Meghan: Nothing!” - From the movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys
“Who I fuck and who I don't fuck is none of your fucking business!”
- From the movie: Wilde
“There are two boys waiting out there, and if you're not coming I'll fuck them both myself! I'll take them to the Grand and fuck them in front of the whole fucking hotel and I'll send you the bill!”
- From the movie: Wrongfully Accused
“- Ryan Harrison: Put your hand in my pocket.
- Cass Lake: All right... What am I looking for?
- Ryan Harrison: Nothing. I just missed you, baby. We're going to party like it's 1995.” - From the movie: Thinner
“- Billy Halleck: What are you trying to do to me?
- Heidi Halleck: What you wanted me to do in the back seat of your daddy's car. Prove my love to you.” - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
- From the movie: A League of Their Own
“Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.”
- From the movie: Minority Report
“- Donald Dubin: Let's go to bed.
- Sarah Marks: Let's do it in here.
- Donald Dubin: The bed is soft.
- Sarah Marks: I'm soft.” - From the movie: Microwave Massacre
- From the movie: Clerks
- From the movie: America's Sweethearts
“Well, at least let me defend Hector. I only slept with him once, but I know his penis is bigger than a roll of quarters.”
- From the movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
“I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!”
- From the movie: The Final Girls
“You just fucked with the wrong virgin!”
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