Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: High School High
“- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What is she doing here?
- Richard Clark: She's my bitch! Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for sometime.” - From the movie: Vision Quest
“I loved your piece on the clitoris! I showed it to my mother!”
- From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Ted Bundy
“Sex is only dirty when you do it right.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
- Dale Denton: No! Don't fuck us anywhere!” - From the movie: Redemption
“- Tracey: So Joey, are you exclusively gay?
- Joey: You know, it's interesting. Recently, I've found myself attracted to nuns.” - From the movie: Full Metal Jacket
“- Mitch: It was on the kitchen table.
- Glen: Uhhh!
- Mitch: And an hour later we ate on that table!”- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
- From the movie: King Arthur
“The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“Listen Missy, would you fancy another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back!”
- From the movie: Skipped Parts
“If you sleep with a girl and afterwards she likes you as a friend, then she's always gonna like you as a friend and she's never gonna like you as a lover, and there ain't nothing in this hell-bitch world you can do about it.”
- From the movie: One for the Money
“I'd cut my own throat before I'd let you bring me into custody. Because, number one, I'm a cop. You know what happens to cops in jail? Not pretty. And number two, you're the last person I'd let collect the money. Because you're a goddamn lunatic who ran me over because I didn't call after I nailed you.”
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Hank: I hope we get to know each other better.
- Irene: Yeah, me too.
- Hank: Do you swallow?” - From the movie: Mean Girls
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
“You've got to be shitting me. You can't get it up in six months, and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?”
“- Dashiki: Talk dirty to me.
- Ashtray: I'm cumming!
[grunts and makes ridiculous orgasm face]
- Dashiki: What did you say?
- Ashtray: Never mind. I'll tell you when I wake up.”- From the movie: Forget Paris
- From the movie: Strange Days
“The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.”
- From the movie: Body of Evidence
- From the movie: Fried Green Tomatoes
“- Evelyn Couch: Ed... If I'd answered the door wearing only cellophane, would you still be watching the baseball game?
- Ed Couch: No, honey, I'd probably be checking you into a loony bin.” - From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives.”
- From the movie: One for the Money
“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”
- From the movie: Rounders
“- Worm: What did I ever do to that guy?
- Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
- Worm: [amused] Yeah but she was a good looking older woman you gotta give me that.” - From the movie: Torch Song Trilogy
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