Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Spies Like Us
- From the movie: Girl 6
“What is wrong with a man wanting his wife and his wife's best friend to lick his dick at the same time?”
- From the movie: The Life of David Gale
“You work so hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.”
- From the movie: Psycho Beach Party
“I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?”
- From the movie: Mistress
“- Beverly: That's right I'm fucking both your investors so don't fuck with me, any questions?
- Jack Roth: You know I've never had Sushi before.” - From the movie: Detachment
“I'm afraid you've gotten fucked and thrown away so many times you've gotten used to it.”
- From the movie: The Opposite of Sex
“I've never tried communism, but I know I wouldn't like that. It's the same thing. Or grits.”
- From the movie: The Other Guys
“- Roger Wesley: There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks...
- Allen Gamble: Beautiful features.
- Roger Wesley: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.” - From the movie: Threesome
“I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina.”
- From the movie: The Ladies Man
“- Nun: Have you ever been down the Yellow River?
- Leon: ...Yea, once in the '80s but I did not enjoy it...” - From the movie: School of Rock
“- Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
- Dewey Finn: Well, groupie is an important job.
- Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They sleep with the band!” - From the movie: Mermaids
“Please God don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things... Dear God, I love the way he throws.”
- From the movie: You So Crazy
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Peter: If you don't mind I'd like to do that every hour on the hour for the rest of our lives.
- Christina: Of course, go right ahead.
- Peter: And don't worry about returning the favor, men don't really like oral sex.
- Christina: Yeah, right.
- Peter: I'm serious, it's just a horrible rumor that got started back sometime in the 1950's.
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Larry Crowne
“Last night was a confluence of too many things happening in too short of a time span. Yeah. I believe there was an inappropriate exchange between teacher and student. I was worked up and under the influence of the demon rum. Reminded me of a spotty incident I once had with a parking lot attendant, which was... At any rate, I hope the entire...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Martin
“- Martin: When I see people together, they don't talk. Not really. They don't say what they mean.
- Barry - Radio Talk Show Host: Right.
- Martin: Then they, they have the other... the sexy stuff. Whenever they want. I've been much too shy to ever do the sexy stuff. I mean, do it with someone who's awake. Someday maybe I'll get to do it - awake...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: This Is 40
“I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.”
- From the movie: A Dangerous Method
“It seems to me the measure of the true perversity of the human race, that one of its very few reliably pleasurable activities should be the subject of so much hysteria and repression.”
- From the movie: The Ugly Truth
- Mike Chadway: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
- Abby: Some men care!
- Mike Chadway: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass". - From the movie: True Lies
“- Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin?
- Harry Tasker: Dont be ridiculous, she's only... what is she now?
- Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
- Harry Tasker: She's fourteen-years-old!
- Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.” - From the movie: Action Jackson
- Officer Kornblau: It was a regular fuck-o-rama at my place last night.
- Officer Lack: Can the shit, Kornblau. There ain't been any pussy at your pad since your mother helped you move in. They oughta call your place the "House of Wax". - From the movie: Milk Money
“- V: How should we do this? On the bed, or standing?
- Brad: I'll stand.
- V: I meant me.” - From the movie: Superman Returns
- From the movie: Magic Mike
“How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?”
- From the movie: Kafka
“- Assistant Oscar: Do you know her?
- Kafka: Do you?
- Assistant Oscar: Well, we saw her naked once.”
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