Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Heat
- From the movie: Real Men
“Bob, c'mon, I know what you're thinking, I know how you're feeling, I know what's going through your mind, Bob. He's got her in all different kinds of positions, she's telling him about your sexual inadequacies, they're laughing their heads off about it... aw, he's chasing your wife, through your house, with your shorts on his head... I know,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Must Love Dogs
“Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time except for us.”
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
“As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
- From the movie: Crimewave
- From the movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
“- Mona Stangley: One of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.
- Deputy Fred: Shoot, miss Mona, you know I'm a married man!
- Mona Stangley: Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?” - From the movie: Love Jones
“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
- From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“- Andrew: You, I have to take to a hypnotist.
- Adrian: Why?
- Andrew: Why? So we can start making love again. Of course, you'd be in trance. But, that's okay!
- Adrian: That's a horrible thing to say.” “Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can
get between the right man and the right woman.”“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty
experiences go, it's one of the best.”“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent
what people think you've got.”“Sex is hardly ever just about sex.”
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not
enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”“Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict.”
“His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”
“Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.”
“I think making love is the best form of exercise.”
- From the movie: Mad Money
- From the movie: A Very Brady Sequel
“That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me a special tube steak.”
- From the movie: Sling Blade
“She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush.”
- From the movie: Body Heat
“- Ned: I like this place; it's got a nice feel.
- Matty: You were on top.
- Ned: So it could use a better mattress. See to it, will you?
- Matty: Yes, sir.” - From the movie: Isn't She Great
“If a man ever bought that for me, not only would I have sex with him, but I would enjoy it!”
- From the movie: Better Than Chocolate
“- Frances: Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.
- Mr. Marcus: Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...
- Frances: Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.”
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