Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Overnight Delivery
“Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure.”
- From the movie: Valentine
“- Kim Wheeler: I'm just taking an interest in your Iife, as your stepmom.
- Dorothy Wheeler: When you're oId enough to rent a car, we can discuss your roIe as my stepmother. In the meantime, don't taIk about my sex Iife.
- Kim Wheeler: You? Have a sex life?
- Dorothy Wheeler: I do. But I don't charge by the hour Iike you.” - From the movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
“Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick, Tracy?!”
- From the movie: Before Sunrise
- From the movie: Bad Boys
“You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.”
- From the movie: Eurotrip
“- Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
- Cooper Harris: Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.” - From the movie: Last Night
“- Craig Zwiller: If you are going to be going...
- Patrick Wheeler: Might as well be coming.” - From the movie: Exit to Eden
“An alternative lifestyle. Do you know what that is? That's just a phrase deviants use to cover up their sex lives.”
- From the movie: Days of Thunder
“- Female Highway Patrol Officer: Looks like we found something.
- Big John: What's that?
- Female Highway Patrol Officer: A concealed weapon.” - From the movie: Haggard: The Movie
- From the movie: Cruel Intentions 2
“- Sebastian: You do realize you're my step sister.
- Kathryn: You know what they say about incest.
- Sebastian: Is there any line you won't cross?
- Kathryn: Only one... never in the butt.
- Sebastian: That's a good line.” - From the movie: For the Boys
- Eddie Sparks: What'd you tell him?
- Dixie Leonard: I said to him "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing".
- Eddie Sparks: Oh, yeah.
- Dixie Leonard: "But between four people... fantastic!". - From the movie: Barcelona
“He might seem like a typical American, like a big unsophisticated child, but he's far more complex than that. Have you ever heard of the Marquis de Sade? Ted's a great admirer of de Sade. And a follower of Dr. Johnson. He's a complex - and in some ways dangerous - man. He has a serious romantic illusion problem. Women find him fascinating. His...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Blame It on Rio
“It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family.”
- From the movie: One Night at McCool's
“- Randy: You like water?
- Jewel: I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.
- Randy: Really? And what's your first most?
- Jewel: Fucking.” - From the movie: Mr. Saturday Night
- From the movie: The Rules of Attraction
- From the movie: XX/XY
“What's a little fucking among friends, right?”
- From the movie: Clerks
“- Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
- Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
- Dante Hicks: How many?
- Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
- Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?” - From the movie: Bowfinger
- From the movie: Tower Heist
“- Josh Kovacs: To get in the building, we have to avoid seven exterior cameras and six doormen who work at two entrance points in rotating shifts. Once inside, we'll be faced with four security officers who monitor a bank of twelve internal cameras, as well as two security guards who vary the patrol route each day. If we make it through all that...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Dogma
“- Bethany: What's he like?
- Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
- Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
- Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.” - From the movie: Someone Like You
“- Jane Goodale: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
- Liz: Excuse me?
- Jane Goodale: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.” - From the movie: Sweet November
“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
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