Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“A few months ago, your buddy Howard, here, did some exploration of certain dark parts of my continent.”
- From the movie: Annapolis
“Help is like sex. Take it from whoever and whenever you can get it!”
- From the movie: Heavy Metal
“Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!”
- From the movie: Cocktail
“Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better.”
- From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- From the movie: Someone Like You
“Never underestimate casual sex, Jane, it can be very liberating.”
- From the movie: Where the Heart Is
“Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.”
- From the movie: Just Friends
“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
- From the movie: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
“- T-Loc: I wouldn't sit there.
- Eli Porter: Why not?
- T-Loc: 'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick.” - From the movie: Private School
“- Mr. Flugel: What do you teach?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: What?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!” - From the movie: An Officer and a Gentleman
A Puget Deb will tell you, "Don't you worry about contraceptives. I've got that all taken care of." Don't believe it, sweet pea. A Puget Deb will do anything and say anything to trap you. I know this sounds silly, especially in this so-called modern age, but you scuzzy college pukes should watch out, because they're out there, and you, sweet... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Walk Hard
“- Dave: You slept with my wife!
- Theo: You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!” - From the movie: The Motorcycle Diaries
- From the movie: Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence
“Everyone has sex on aeroplanes.”
- From the movie: In Her Shoes
- From the movie: Planet Terror
“- Rapist #1: I'm gettin' my dick wet.
- Rapist #2: She's only got one leg.
- Rapist #1: Easier access.
- Rapist #2: Oh... that is a good point.” - From the movie: Club Dread
- From the movie: Addicted to Love
“- Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!
- Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!” - From the movie: Daddy Day Care
“- Charlie Hinton: Maybe we should just ask another question here.
- Jamie: Where do babies come from?
- Charlie Hinton: Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that?” - From the movie: Cecil B. DeMented
- From the movie: The Last Seduction
“- Mike Swale: I'm starting to feel like a...
- Bridget Gregory: Sex object?” - From the movie: Switch
- Amanda Brooks: Walt, checkout the headlights on the blonde. How'd you like to play "hide the salami" with that for about a week? Ugh, but not me Walt, you. What, you don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question?
- Walter Stone: Coming from a guy, maybe. - From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“- Maxwell: I believe in science and sex.
- Leopold: Not love?
- Maxwell: Yes. Love at first sight.
- Adrian: Can there be love without sex?” - From the movie: Preaching to the Perverted
“- Tanya Cheex: Relax! It's natural
- Peter Emery: You don't see it the wild. Or in a zoo, for that matter.” - From the movie: Neighbors
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