Sex quotes
2076 sex quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Year One
“- Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
- Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
- Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
- Zed: Which was a big mistake, I see that now.” - From the movie: Fall
“I don't want to fuck you. I just want to make you come.”
- From the movie: Porky's II: The Next Day
“- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else. Now that she's had me, what's left?
- Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
- Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
- Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.” - From the movie: Do the Right Thing
“It ain't never too hot or never too cold for fucking!”
- From the movie: Staying Together
“You know, I've been thinkin' about that erection of yours. Are you, um, doing anything with it, say around eleven o'clock tonight? You know where I live? Bring it by.”
- From the movie: Private Parts
“I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.”
- From the movie: The Object of My Affection
“We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.”
- From the movie: The 13th Warrior
“- Herger - Joyous: Did she finish you off or bring you back to life?
- Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: A gentleman doesn't discuss such things.” - From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
“- Leopold: Have you ever made love with a much older man?
- Dulcy: Yes.
- Leopold: Illicitly? In the woods?
- Dulcy: Yes.
- Leopold: Was he a genius.
- Dulcy: He was a dentist.” - From the movie: What Planet Are You From?
“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
- From the movie: Cursed
“I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.”
- From the movie: The Sixth Man
“Let's go down to the cemetery and get laid. I need some action.”
- From the movie: Pretty Persuasion
“- Randa: Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?
- Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.
- Randa: But it is a sin!
- Kimberly Joyce: Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.” - From the movie: Angel
- From the movie: Boxing Helena
“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
- From the movie: I Love You to Death
“Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?”
- From the movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
“They're like animals. Their entire lives revolve around their penises.”
- From the movie: Deliver Us From Eva
“- Darrell: Don't mind us. We're just having sex.
- Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige: Oh so I should come back in, what, two minutes?” - From the movie: Four Christmases
- From the movie: Pretty Persuasion
- From the movie: Weird Science
- From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Death Proof
“- Shanna: Do guys like the thing?
- Arlene: They like it better than no thing.” - From the movie: Running Scared
- From the movie: Crossroads
“- Henry: What's wrong? Why are you stopping?
- Lucy: Henry, this isn't how I planned it would be.
- Henry: That's funny, because this is exactly how I planned it to be!”
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