Son quotes
346 son quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Pan's Labyrinth
- From the movie: Scream 2
- Debbie Salt: Mickey was a good boy, but, my God, that old "blame the movies" motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind.
- Sidney Prescott: And you're not?
- Debbie Salt: No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as "90s" as Mickey's. Mine is just good old fashioned revenge. You could killed my son! And, now, I... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Lords of Discipline
Less than one hour ago I received a message. A message that, I feel, expresses the ideals of the Ring, far better than any words I could command. With your permission, I would like to read it to you. "To General Bentley Durrell, Commander, Carolina Military Institute. General; It is with the deepest sadness that I must inform you of the death of... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Toy
“- U.S. Bates: I only get Eric for a week each year.
- Jack Brown: Then you should get better lawyers, you shouldn't have to have him that long.
- U.S. Bates: It just so happens I love him.” - From the movie: The Long Riders
“- Jacob Rixley: I want your sons, Mrs. Samuel.
- Zerelda Cole Samuel: What do you want them for?
- Jacob Rixley: For robbing banks, ma'am.” - From the movie: Eddie
- Eddie: You realize your son got a D in English?
- Rae Jones: What's that got to do with him playing ball?
- Eddie: A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?". You need to start paying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court. - From the movie: He Got Game
- From the movie: So Fine
“I'm Jack Fine and this is my suicidal son, Bobby.”
- From the movie: Vice Versa
“This is the woman who I couldn't live with as a husband, and now I'm going to be her son.”
- From the movie: The In-Laws
- From the movie: Popeye
“- Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.
- Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.
- Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.
- Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?
- Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap.
- Poopdeck Pappy: You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: My Dog Skip
“- Jack Morris: You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
- Ellen Morris: Sure.
- Jack Morris: His son came back from Europe today.
- Ellen Morris: Wonderful.
- Jack Morris: In a box.” - From the movie: Aladdin and the King of Thieves
“- Aladdin: After all these years you finally have your treasure!
- Cassim: This thing? No. This wretched thing almost cost me the ultimate treasure. It's you son, you are my ultimate treasure. I'm just sorry it took me so long to realize it. The Hand of Midas can take its curse to the bottom the sea!” - From the movie: Saturday the 14th
“- Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children?
- Waldemar: As often as we can.” - From the movie: The Dreamers
“My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.”
- From the movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
“- Jacob Fuller: He's my son.
- Seth Gecko: How's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
- Jacob Fuller: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.” - From the movie: Alien vs. Predator
“- Mark Verheiden: We're never getting out of this place.
- Graeme Miller: You got any children?
- Mark Verheiden: Got a son.
- Graeme Miller: Yeah, I've got two. That means we do not have the luxury of quitting.” - From the movie: Crossroads
“She said that I was a mistake, and that he made her have me, and that she never wanted me.”
- From the movie: In the Valley of Elah
- From the movie: Yellowbeard
“- Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.
- Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?
- Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.” - From the movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house.”
- From the movie: Monster's Ball
“- Ms. Guillermo: You must love him very much.
- Hank Grotowski: No, I don't. But he's my father. So, there it is.” - From the movie: Look Who's Talking
“- Mollie: I think you should try some of that Nobel Prize winner sperm.
- Rona: Get outta here. Nobel Prize winners ejaculating in jars?
- Mollie: Well, give it a shot. Don't you want a smart baby?
- Rona: That's all I need. A baby telling me what an idiot I am. Like I don't get enough of that at work?” - From the movie: Less Than Zero
- From the movie: An Extremely Goofy Movie
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