Son quotes

“How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?”
Alan Alda - Bob

“I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level.”

Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

“If I was God, I wouldn't let that happen to my boy.”

Tom Hulce - Dominick Luciano

“I am asking you to help him. If you don't, I'll leave you. I'll do whatever it takes to get away from here. I will work, if that's what it takes. I'll live in a tree to get away from you. Don't think I won't.”

Natalie Canerday - Elsie Hickam

“Yes, we have girls. We're not so cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin 'em around to separate the X's from the Y's.”
Colleen Camp - Patti

“- Kala: I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?
- Tarzan: I thought you knew everything.”
Glenn Close - Kala
Tony Goldwyn - Tarzan

“- Darnell: Cleofus' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...
- Ma Wright: The one I'm looking at right now?”
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright
Della Reese - Ma Wright

“- Josie Hemphill: You could go to school over there at Sul Ross. Still live here. You could talk to daddy about that.
- John Hemphill: We talked about college a few years ago. He told me all a father owes his son is room and board for 18 years. And after that, he's on his own.”
Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill

“I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue on it. And wouldn't my father have to be this big ex-football hero. Well, he was so humiliated, he didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him.”
Matt West - Bobby Mills III

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“- Margaret Phelps: Joanna is a very unhappy woman and it took a lot of courage to walk out this door.
- Ted Kramer: How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid?”
Jane Alexander - Margaret Phelps
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“- Mother: Who's Cory?
- Chris: He was your son and my little brother, and you killed him.
- Cathy: Just like you tried to kill us.”

Victoria Tennant - Mother
Jeb Stuart Adams - Chris
Kristy Swanson - Cathy

“Diane sacrificed her children because the love of her life, Lew Lewiston, didn't want to be a daddy.”
John Shea - Frank Joziak

“- Matthew Cuthbert: I've worked hard all my life. I'd rather just drop in the harness. I got old; I never noticed.
- Anne Shirley: If I'd been the boy you sent for, I could have spared you in so many ways.
- Matthew Cuthbert: I never wanted a boy. I only wanted you from the first day. Don't ever change. I love my little girl. I'm so proud of my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Farnsworth - Matthew Cuthbert
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“- Geoffrey Hamilton: Don't be frightened, Sara. It's only my grandfather.
- Lord Wickham: Don't you believe him, young woman! I disowned him the day he was born!
- Geoffrey Hamilton: And we're really very fond of each other.”
Richard Greene - Geoffrey Hamilton
Miles Mander - Lord Wickham

“- Max Goof: We're going fishing?
- Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did, two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny away from it all!
- Max Goof: I don't want to be away from it all, Dad, I like it all.
- Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Charlotte: You miss him.
- Jack Kelson: It's all fallin' apart on him. Hm. I was afraid in prison... now... I'm really scared. I don't know if I can help the kid. I don't know if I have anything good to give him. He needs so much.”

Lucinda Jenney - Charlotte
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson

“- Dad: What are we gonna do about him?
- Mom: I don't know dear. We could always strangle him while he's asleep.”
Paul Dooley - Dad
Barbara Barrie - Mom

“The only wealth in this world is children; more than all the money, power on earth, you are my treasure.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“I've got a drunk for a wife and a lunatic for a son.”

“- Mae Mordabito: Evelyn. Evelyn. I'm sorry but I have to kill your son.
[begins to chase Stillwell with a bat]
- Doris Murphy: Mae! Mae! Don't use my bat! Use Marla's. It's heavier.”
Madonna - Mae Mordabito
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base