Son quotes

“- Katherine of Aragon: So, the Boleyn whores. Two former ladies of mine. Hiding in shadows. What did I do to upset you, that you should turn against me like this?
- Anne Boleyn: You failed to give England an heir.
- Katherine of Aragon: And that upsets you so?
- Anne Boleyn: What upsets the King upsets me.”
Ana Torrent - Katherine of Aragon
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“Listen guys, I've got two jobs. I work here, and I have another job at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ.”
Michael Keaton - Captain Gene Mauch

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Helen Parr: I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation!
- Bob Parr: It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
- Helen Parr: It's a ceremony!”
Holly Hunter - Helen Parr
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“- Harry Dobbs: Ever want kids, Stella?
- Stella Wynkowski: Kids, uh?
- Harry Dobbs: Yeah, little people that run around with your face.”
Tom Berenger - Harry Dobbs
Elizabeth Perkins - Stella Wynkowski

“- Monica: What did you call me?
- David: Mom.
- Monica: Who am I, David?
- David: You are my Mom.”
Frances O'Connor - Monica
Haley Joel Osment - David

“Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.”
Rosie Perez - Tina

“- George Little: Am I in trouble?
- Mr. Little: No, son, you're not in trouble. You're in big trouble!”
Jonathan Lipnicki - George Little
Hugh Laurie - Mr. Little

“- Popeye: Look at there Olive, he's got my eye.
- Olive Oyl: He does not have your eyes. He's got my eyes. He's got your mouth!
- Popeye: Does he? One day, Swee'Peas, he's gonna go to school and bust bigger kids in the mush. Yeah, you like that, don't you? Yes.
- Olive Oyl: And we'll move into a vine covered cottage on a shady lane. And we'll...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Popeye
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl

- Grigori Rasputin: He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it?
- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I already know what to call him. I call him "son".

Karel Roden - Grigori Rasputin
Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm

“- Mutt Williams: You're not my dad, alright!
- Indiana Jones: You bet I am; and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!
- Mutt Williams: Oh really! What happend to there's not a damn thing wrong, with you kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different! You don't remember saying that!
- Indiana Jones: That was before I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“Nobody has to teach you how to protect your child. You'd know that if you had one.”
Charlize Theron - Karen

“I said I had lost my parents; it would be nearer to the truth that my parents lost me.”
Colin Firth - Jack

“- Pete: Check your map.
- Goofy: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me.
- Pete: Hey, my son respects me.”

Jim Cummings - Pete
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“[Obama] resolves not to be like his father, but to take his dream. Where the father failed, he will succeed. In doing so, perhaps he can become worthy of his father's love, the love he never got.”
Dinesh D'Souza - Himself

“I don't know what it means to have lost a child, but I know what it means never to have had one.”

Ray Winstone - Jedburgh

“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold

“Did I love him like a son? Or did I misuse him for my own purposes?”

Rufus Sewell - Marke

“- Todd: You know what I do remember? You making me drive you home from the beach 'cause you got too drunk!
- Donny: It makes sense to me. When somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!
- Todd: I was eight!
- Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny

“Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“I'll always love you more than anyone, and you'll always love me more than anyone.”

Freddie Findlay - Alexei

“My son was torn to pieces! You come in here and talk to these men about private justice? You dare to do that? Why do you go out to Harmony Hill, Sheriff Haller, and dig up what's left of my boy Brady... and explain to him about private justice. Would you want to do that? As for me, I'm gonna go out and hunt up a little private justice.”
Kent Broadhurst - Herb Kincaid

“- Father Brennan: I was at the hospital, Mr. Thorn, the night your son was born.
- Robert Thorn: What do you know about my son?
- Father Brennan: Everything.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Father Brennan
Liev Schreiber - Robert Thorn

“- Lorenzo: The other night he tried to throw away his baseball cards because he said Mickey Mantle would never pay our rent.
- Sonny: [laughs] He said that to you? I can't believe that kid.
- Lorenzo: That's not funny. Not when your kid has a bigger bank account than you do.”

Robert De Niro - Lorenzo
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter