Son quotes

“The ignorance of everyday people killed my son.”
Herself - Lila Lipscomb

“I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.”
Lana Turner

“- Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.
- Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.”
Robert De Niro - Vincent LaMarca
James Franco - Joey

“Mom's always know how much their kids love them, even if they don't tell them all the time.”
Elizabeth Mitchell - Julia Sullivan

“- Ted: So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are going to have a baby.
- John: That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys...
- Ted: We need a sperm donor.”
Seth MacFarlane - Ted
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“I have to see this, dad. You have to let me go. I want to fight. Please! Just let me go!”
Justin Chatwin - Robbie

“- Sir Thomas Boleyn: Would a smile be too much to ask?
- Lady Elizabeth: What's there to smile about? I'm a mother of a child ordered to marry a girl he hates, another banished aboard in disgrace, and a third whoring in public with an adulteer.”
Mark Rylance - Sir Thomas Boleyn
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Lady Elizabeth Boleyn

“Your son didn't kill those people. He's not a murderer. He was used.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Liu - Grain Merchant: Mr. Wang, two clever sons like these are the better half of your wealth.
- Wang: They're stupid, worthless creatures. If anything was driven into their thick, brass skulls it was by beating them.”
Olaf Hytten - Liu - Grain Merchant
Paul Muni - Wang

“- Jack: Say bye to Room, Ma.
- Ma: [mouths silently] Bye, Room.”

Jacob Tremblay - Jack
Brie Larson - Ma

“- Bobby Rayburn: There's more to life than just baseball.
- Gil Renard: Like what? Like your house? Like your big ass car? Like your 40 fucking' million? I mean, what the fuck do you care about?
- Bobby Rayburn: I care about my son. That's what I care about.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“My parents were two very idealistic, incredibly bright, narcissists. I was like their vanity project.”
Claire Danes - Sookie

“Vietnam took my boy, and I didn't understand why we were there in the first place.”
Forest Whitaker - Cecil Gaines

“- Griffin Bowen: Dad?
- Eric Bowen: Yes?
- Amy Bowen: [scared by the kid entering] Aaah!
- Eric Bowen: Hey... What's up buddy?
- Griffin Bowen: There's something upstairs. I think there's something in my room.
- Eric Bowen: I'll be up there in a second.
- Eric Bowen: So much for my luck. Don't move.
- Amy Bowen: Ok.
- Eric Bowen: I'll be right...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kyle Catlett - Griffin Bowen
Sam Rockwell - Eric Bowen
Rosemarie DeWitt - Amy Bowen

“- Russel Baze: Hey, how you doing?
- Rodney Baze Sr.: Okay.
- Russel Baze: I'm here.
- Rodney Baze Sr.: That's why I'm okay.”
Christian Bale - Russel Baze
Bingo O'Malley - Rodney Baze Sr.

“When the CIA wants to learn new dirty tricks they observe figure skaters and their moms.”
Kim Cattrall - Tina Harwood

“- Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
- Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.”
Treat Williams - Jack Fuller Sr.
Ashton Kutcher - Jack Fuller

“- Yellowbeard: Who're you talkin' about?
- Betty: The fruit of your loins, sugar drawers.
- Yellowbeard: Are you mad, woman? I haven't got fruit in my loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Madeline Kahn - Betty

“- Zach Cooper: Mom, are you positive there weren't any other places looking for vice principals?
- Gale Cooper: You promise you'll give it a shot?
- Zach Cooper: I promise, and I looked into it. Legally, I can't live on my own until I'm 18.”
Dylan Minnette - Zach
Amy Ryan - Gale

“- Caroline: You're the one who suffocated him with limitations. Our son's a very sensative, creative...
- Lloyd: Juvenile delinquent.
- Caroline: ...boy. He has the kind of imagination...
- Lloyd: That the mafia gives scholarships for.”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Jake: Don't let him see you drinking!
- Suzette: I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.”
Andre Ware - Jake
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“- Mrs. Plunkett: Good morning, darling!
- Plunkett Senior: Good morning dear! Well, our son is an idiot!
- Mrs. Plunkett: We've known that for years, haven't we, darling?
- Plunkett Senior: Well, this time he has surpassed himself”
Liz Smith - Mrs. Plunkett
Ray McAnally - Plunkett Senior

“- Jack Torrance: You are concerned about him.
- Wendy Torrance: Yes!
- Jack Torrance: And are you concerned about me?
- Wendy Torrance: Of course I am!
- Jack Torrance: Of course you are! Have you ever thought about my responsibilities?!”

Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance
Shelley Duvall - Wendy Torrance

“- Lt. General Leland Zevo: Put this place on red alert. They're as good as dead.
- Hagenstern: That's your son, sir.
- Lt. General Leland Zevo: War knows no relatives.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Lt. General Leland Zevo
Blake Clark - Hagenstern

Your Mommy said, "Just do it already!" which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. But between you and me, it was the smartest thing I ever did, 'cause now you're here.

Seth Rogen - Ben Stone