Son quotes

“I owe you nothing! If you carried that bag a million miles, you did what you were supposed to do because you brought me into this world, and from that day you owed me everything you could ever do for me, like I will owe my son if I ever have another.”

Sir Sidney Poitier - John Prentice

“You're not my son. You're just a little piece of competition.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview

“- Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury: We must have regard for certain conventions.
- J. Cheever Loophole: One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury
Groucho Marx - J. Cheever Loophole

“My son, Paul, must be very frightened right now. I know I'm frightened for him. So to the people who took him, I don't care why you did this but I ask as a mother that you think of your own children or a child that you once were and set my boy free. Thank you.”
Michelle Williams - Gail Harris

“Nobody, nobody curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?”
Kristen Wiig - Lucy

“- Captain Said: What make you decide to tell me about Crystal, my main man?
- Troy Barlow: Because we're both fathers.
- Captain Said: I'm not father no more, you remember? My son is dead now. Can you think how would feel inside your heart if I bombed your daughter?
- Troy Barlow: Worse than death.
- Captain Said: That's right. Worse than death.”

Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Prince Henry: Mother, Father, I want to build a university, with the largest library on the continent, where anyone can study, no matter their station!
- King Francis: All right... who are you... and what have you done with my son?
- Prince Henry: [laughs] Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball!”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Timothy West - King Francis

“Miss Dillon, I'm sorry about our little disagreement on the phone. And I'm really sorry about your son. Well, it's hard to believe that such a strapping young man is your son.”
Sandy Baron - Doctor

“I should have let him be punished then, along with the other filth. But he was my only son. His mother died giving birth to him. He and I are all each other have. I was afraid for him. Afraid for me. See, I was a public figure. So I did things. I fixed it.”

Pat Hingle - Chief Jannings

“Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.”

Julie Andrews - Gru's Mom

- H.M. Tilford: How's your boy?
- Plainview: Thank you for asking.
- H.M. Tilford: Is there anything we can do?
- Plainview: "Thanks for asking" is enough.
David Warshofsky - H.M. Tilford
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview

“- Mr. Dingle: You know son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, we're all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
- Johnny: I got better.
- Mr. Dingle: Well, welcome home, son.”
Edward Herrmann - Mr. Dingle
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“I met a man yesterday with a grown son. He told me, looking back, he should have raised the placenta instead.”
Johnathon Schaech - Adam

“You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!”

Steve Carrell - Gru

“That's not my son. It's just a body that I feed and wash and clothe.”

Naomi Watts - Mary

“I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them.”
Harrison Ford

“- Bad Blake: I don't know what he looks like. I don't know what he does. I never taught him how to ride a bike or watch him play baseball; none of that.
- Jean Craddock: Why not?
- Bad Blake: I wasn't there, even when I was.”

Jeff Bridges - Bad Blake
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Jean Craddock

“What is, and always will be my greatest creation, is you.”

John Slattery - Howard Stark

“- Junior: I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
- Buford T. Justice: Son, you'll always be my tick turd.”
Mike Henry - Junior Justice
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“You fucked up my son's life. Therefore, you fucked up my life.”
Eva Mendes - Romina

“Please excuse my father. It makes him feel young and powerful to treat us like idiot children.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow

“We do what you say, and we go to the bank. Anything goes wrong, you're gonna turn around and I'll be gone. Okay. And if that happens, from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?”

Gary Sinise - Det. Jimmy Shaker

“So there we were, an unwanted child and an unready father. The name we gave him was not, perhaps, an appropriate one. But we would all call him by it in the years to come. That name was Hellboy.”
Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm

“- Spencer's Father: Nice job on my kid. I expected to see some improvement.
- Maggie Burroughs: He isn't a Toyota.”

Michael McNab - Spencer's Father
Lisa Zane - Maggie Burroughs