Son quotes

“- Edward Vanderman Jr.: Try to remember, I'm your son.
- Mr. Vanderman: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!”
Simon Woods - Edward Vanderman
Nigel Havers - Mr. Vanderman

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, never even told me he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, I don't get that!
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“The first year was like a bad dream; I was there at his bedroom door in the morning before I'd remember he wasn't there to be wakened. The second year is real. I've stopped going to his door. I've sometimes let a whole day go by without thinking about him. I believe Sarah thinks I could have prevented what happened somehow... she's so used to my...” (continue)(continue reading)

William Hurt - Macon

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But I'm gonna try to change.”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“- Grandpa Sam: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“- Mom: Well, you could use some help. What if you gave him a job?
- Dad: I don't want him sellin' used cars!
- Mom: Why not? It's good enough for you.
- Dad: Who says its good enough for me?
- Mom: You do.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: You're talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Libby: I don't know if I've ever been so scared in my whole life. I think a big part of me never thought I'd really find him. What if he doesn't recognize me? I mean, maybe after all this time...
- Travis: Dammit, woman! Because of you, I have lost a perfectly good used car, and a not-so-good job. If you don't go to this kid right now, I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ashley Judd - Libby
Tommy Lee Jones - Travis

“She was overly protective. I just like to think she cared about me. I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet. Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something.”

Bob Balaban - Jonathan Steinbloom

“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”

Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“Once I, once all of us, believed in serving something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith, Porthos his lust for life, D'Artagnan his devotion and I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream. That one day we would finally be able to serve a king who was worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for, and what we have waited...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Malkovich - Athos

“- Reverend Hayworth: God is white. It's simple logic. His son is white.
- Walter Whitney: That's not proof. I'm white. My son is black.”
Tom Poston - Reverend Hayworth
George Segal - Walter Whitney

“- Sharon Solarz: You don't have kids, do you?
- Ben Shepard: No. I... I barely have furniture.
- Sharon Solarz: Well, if you do, you'll realize that they change you.”
Susan Sarandon - Sharon Solarz
Shia LaBeouf - Ben Shepard

“- Carroll Caldwell: You know, I used to think that you were seven feet tall. I spent my whole childhood just trying to be just... just like you. God damn, I'm glad I didn't succeed.
- Jim Caldwell: Hmm. Yeah. You turned out real good.”

Kevin Bacon - Carroll Caldwell
Robert Duvall - Jim Caldwell

“- Vic Damico: Tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.
- Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.
- Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.”

Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
Lindsay Crouse - Grace Damico

“- Jigsaw / John Kramer: Those who don't appreciate life do not deserve life.
- Eric Matthews: My son appreciates his life.
- Jigsaw / John Kramer: But do you appreciate yours? Do you appreciate your son's?”

Tobin Bell - Jigsaw / John Kramer
Donnie Wahlberg - Eric Matthews

“- Ma Beckoff: Arnold, think about the boy. The way you live is bound to affect him!
- Arnold Beckoff: Ma, David is gay!
- Ma Beckoff: He hasn't even been here a year!
- Arnold Beckoff: He came that way!
- Ma Beckoff: Nobody comes that way!
- Arnold Beckoff: What an opening!”

Anne Bancroft - Ma Beckoff
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Clark Kellogg: You had a choice - not to turn me in.
- Dwight Armstrong: If it was your son, you would have...
- Clark Kellogg: If it was my son, I would have treated him like he was my son. If he was my step son, I would have treated him like my son.”

Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Kenneth Welsh - Dwight Armstrong

“- Jared Grace: I don't want to live with dad. Is it okay if I stay here with you.
- Helen Grace: Who else is gonna protect us?”
Freddie Highmore - Jared Grace
Mary-Louise Parker - Helen Grace

“Can't a man hate his own father?”
Clive Owen - Robert Parks

“Do you really think death frightens me now? I watched my eldest son die.”

Peter O'Toole - Priam

“- Black Helmet Man: Loke, I am your mother!
- Loke Groundrunner: No!
- Black Helmet Man: Mama's gonna teach you some manners!”
Mark DeCarlo - Black Helmet Man
Steve Oedekerk - Loke Groundrunner

“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“You're an idealist, just like your grandfather. Do yourself a favor, don't be like him. For once, do the smart thing.”

James Garner - Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke