Television quotes
306 television quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Blast from the Past
“- Eve: What have you been doing?
- Adam: Watching television... in color.” - From the movie: Superstar
“You know what it's time for... supermodel documentary hour!”
- From the movie: What Women Want
“There's way too much estrogen on television these days.”
- La trovi in History of Cinema in Quotes
“It's the cable shows that are really the most interesting.”
- From the movie: Insignificance
- From the movie: Independence Day: Resurgence
“- Jake Morrison: Sir, I lost my focus. It won't happen again.
- Commander Jiang: No, it won't. You're grounded until further notice.
- Jake Morrison: Can I still watch TV, or...” - From the movie: Phone Booth
“TV seems to bring out the worst in people.”
- From the movie: Signs
- Merrill Hess: For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing "Furry Furry Rabbit" or tea party or something.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's "Furry Furry rabbit"?
- Merrill Hess: It's a game, isn't it? - From the movie: UHF
“- R.J. Fletcher: This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8. We've been number one in this town for the past ten years. And now, our sponsors are pulling their accounts. We're losing valuable advertising revenue. We're losing credibility in the market. And why? Because of some fly-by-night UHF station! A UHF station! This is an embarrassment! A...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Cable Guy
- From the movie: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
“- Butt-head: This sucks.
- Beavis: Yeah. It really sucks.
- Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV.” - From the movie: Big Trouble
“They have beautiful churches there. Travel Channel.”
- From the movie: Spy
“How do you like my English accent? I learned it from the Downton Abbey!”
- From the movie: Back to School
“When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'ok'?”
- La trovi in History of Cinema in Quotes
“I won't even consider television until the audience's taste changes.”
- La trovi in History of Cinema in Quotes
“There's more violence in television news than there is in the movies.”
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Mike Michaelson: The show has generated enormous revenues now equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.
- Christof: People forget it takes the population of an entire country to keep the show running.
- Mike Michaelson: Since the show is on 24 hours a day without commercial interruption, all those staggering revenues are...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: A Night at the Roxbury
- La trovi in History of Cinema in Quotes
“The TV business is soul crushing, talent destroying and human being destroying.”
- From the movie: House Arrest
- From the movie: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
“- Leila: [sneezes]
- Katie, Kristi: Bless you.” - From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Truman Burbank: Who are you?
- Christof: I am the creator, of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
- Truman Burbank: Then who am I?
- Christof: You're the star.” - From the movie: Stay Tuned
“You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish.”
- From the movie: The Wolf Of Wall Street
- From the movie: Tropic Thunder
“- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Now, whichever format porno backs is usually the one that becomes the uh most successful. But, you know, Sony, every PlayStation 3 has a Blu-ray in it.
- Kirk Lazarus: You talkin' to me this whole time?
- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: I was talking to whoever was listening.
- Kirk Lazarus: Jesus Christ, man!”
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