Television quotes

“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“If a filmmaker and I don't get along, it's four weeks of your life, so, whatever. With TV, it's six years.”
Marc Blucas

“I was 12 years old, so auditioning for a TV show was something I didn’t even think really happened.”
Shawn Roberts

“Even though reality TV is very manipulated, it's all manipulated so that something real happens.”
Josh Pais

“I don't see a film industry in Germany. They have a great TV culture, but how many German films are really exciting?”
Thomas Kretschmann

“I would love to be able to direct episodic television, because it's a great way to make a living.”
Frank Whaley

“Film and television essentially feel the same when you're doing it, because it's the same technical approach.”
Benjamin Bratt

“Television is fast and loose. ”
John Heard

“TV show can really only speak to one sect of the population.”
David Krumholtz

“TV, in particular cable channels, has assumed the role of independent film.”
Eric Stoltz

“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“The whole thing of doing a TV series, I find it very daunting not knowing where the story's going.”
Danny Huston

“You make the money in movies and TV so you can do theater.”
Charles Durning

“Television and film are our libraries now. Our history books.”
David Strathairn

“I think any actor would rather do quality work than the episodic TV which pays the rent.”
Christopher McDonald

“Goddamn foreign TV. I told you we should've got a Zenith.”
Dick Miller - Murray Futterman

“I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.”
Jack Black

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Corey Haim - Sam

“Don't watch that stuff all day, sweetie. It'll rot your brain.”

Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people... I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.”
Parker Posey - Libby Mae Brown

“Am I being punk’d? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?”
Anna Faris - Samantha James

- The Cable Guy: When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.
- Steven M. Kovacs: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
- The Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on "Friday's show".
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies.”
David Zucker

“The problem with music videos is that first and foremost you're working in an environment where you're selling a product.”
Karyn Kusama

“Many people assume that the great benefit of television directing is learning to work at an accelerated pace.”
Ken Kwapis