Thieves quotes

“- Gin: I give you the world's tallest building.
- Mac: And we're going to steal it?”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Bob Parr: Want to catch a robber?
- Lucius Best: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling.”
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr
Samuel L. Jackson - Lucius Best

“Story of my life. Some bum's always trying to steal what's mine.”
Sean Penn - Mickey Cohen

“- Geoffrey Thorpe: Is a thief an Englishman who steals?
- Doña Maria: It's anybody who steals... whether it's piracy or robbing women.”
Errol Flynn - Geoffrey Thorpe
Brenda Marshall - Doña Maria

“The thief gets the benefit of the doubt. Most crooks in this country use cap guns.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“- Zaya: Set has taken over Egypt, and has enslaved its people. Only one god can save us, but not without his eyes.
- Bek: Steal from a god? Only a madman would try such a thing.
- Zaya: [smiles] Where do you think we could find someone so mad?”
Courtney Eaton - Zaya
Brenton Thwaites - Bek

“- Kevin: I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
- Randall: Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!”
Craig Warnock - Kevin
David Rappaport - Randall

“- Julie Mulligan: The terrorist is about to tell me what's going to happen to the hostages.
- Kaplow: Terrorist? No. No Miss Mulligan, please, do not lump me into that crowd. I'm a thief.”
Amanda Wyss - Julie Mulligan
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

“- Bob Gaudio: Tommy, no stolen goods, okay?
- Tommy DeVito: Stolen goods? No! These fell off a truck.”
Erich Bergen - Bob Gaudio
Vincent Piazza - Tommy DeVito

“- Harry Donovan: Do you have any money?
- Prof. Marieke van den Broeck: Why, you want to steal it?
- Harry Donovan: Yes.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan
Irène Jacob - Prof. Marieke van den Broeck

“- Cristina: How will you get home?
- Joey: I'm a gangster, I'll steal a car.”
Agata Buzek - Cristina
Jason Statham - Joey

“You don't... Steal... A Fucking... Cop car!”

Kevin Bacon - Sheriff Kretzer

“Steve was a petty thief, mostly known for stealing tiny wheelchairs from pediatric hospitals.”
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt

“- Oafish Guard: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
- Esmeralda: For your information, I earned it.
- Oafish Guard: Gypsies don't earn money.
- Brutish Guard: They steal it.”
Bill Fagerbakke - Oafish Guard
Demi Moore - Esmeralda
Corey Burton - Brutish Guard

“- Buddy Bragg: Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you.
- Parking Lot Woman: Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
Susan Hatfield - Parking Lot Woman

“- Chuck: The pigs are stealing our eggs!
- Leonard: Set sail for Piggy Island!”
Josh Gad - Chuck
Bill Hader - Leonard

“I never stole a horse from someone I didn't like.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- J. Daniel Atlas: Ladies and gentlemen...
- Henley Reeves: For our next trick...
- J. Daniel Atlas: We are going to rob a bank.”
Jesse Eisenberg - J. Daniel Atlas
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves

“I don't steal from anyone who can't afford it, and I don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.”
Jason Statham - Parker

“I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- Subotai: We're thieves! Like yourself. Come to climb the tower.
- Valeria: You don't even have a rope! Two fools who laugh at death. Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?
- Conan: No.
- Valeria: Then you go first.”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Sandahl Bergman - Valeria
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Either God is in the salvage business or Bigfoot took my car!”
Billy Crystal - Sam 'Sammy' Kamin

“- Frances Stevens: He's a thief.
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: And what did he steal from you?
- Frances Stevens: Oh, mother!
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: Since when is love a crime?”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Jessie Royce Landis - Mrs. Jessie Stevens

“There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.”
Max von Sydow - King Osric

“You couldn't stop being a thief any more than a weasel could stop sucking chicken blood.”
Edward Arnold - John Benson Farrell