Thieves quotes

“- Bret Maverick: Oh shut up. I don't want to go to bed with you, lady.
- Annabelle Bransford: Why not?
- Bret Maverick: Why not? I'd be too frightened. God knows what parts of me you'd steal. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing.”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Lina: Jakob, there are thieves in your apartment.
- Jakob: My apartment? What's to steal?”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“If he was comin' in here to take somethin' of mine, you're damn right, I'd shoot to kill. Now if God wants to have mercy on their souls, that's up to him, but I'd shoot to kill!”
Tom Arnold - August Murray

“It's my duty to inform you that the larceny of an equine is a capital offense punishable by death, but you can rest assured that in this court, a horse thief always gets a fair trial before he's hung.”

Walter Brennan - Judge Roy Bean

“Hey folks! Don't mind if a black man enjoys a little bingo in a place of worship? What's your problem?! Afraid I might steal your bingo card!?”
Phil LaMarr - Marky Marx

“- Luther Whitney: I'm the man who robbed you. And you're the man who tried to kill me.
- Walter Sullivan: I'm sorry I've missed. I belive in the Old Testament, sir. There's nothing wrong for an eye for an eye for a terrible deed is been done, the deed such as yours.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney
E.G. Marshall - Walter Sullivan

“Why don't we just rob God while we up here.”
Marlon Wayans - Snails

“I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life! The stress level is just too damn high.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“- Reggie Hammond: Now Jack, the both of us know that I'm gonna be an honest man from now on. Right?
- Jack Cates: Good.
- Reggie Hammond: But if I did decide to be a thief, what makes you think you can catch me?
- Jack Cates: [pause] Can I have my lighter back, Reggie?”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard

“- Neal Page: You're a thief!
- New York Lawyer: Close, I'm an attorney.”
Steve Martin - Neal Page
Nicholas Wyman - New York Lawyer

“Welcome home, baby! I say this to all of your things, for this is a robbery.”
Dave Willis - Ignignokt

“- George Aaronow: When I talk to the police I get nervous.
- Ricky Roma: Yes. You know who doesn't?
- George Aaronow: Who?
- Ricky Roma: Thieves.”
Alan Arkin - George Aaronow
Al Pacino - Ricky Roma

“There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth.”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor

“Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining!”
Dragan Micanovic - Dragan

“With due respect, sir, inside every honest man, there's a thief trying to get out...”
Melanie Griffith - Emily Eden

“- Joey Coyle: Think about it Kenny. Did we hurt anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Did we steal it from anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Are we giving it back? Hell no!”

John Cusack - Joey Coyle
Michael Rapaport - Kenny Kozlowski

“- Freddy Bender: From what I can gather, a burglarbroke into your house.
- Wrigley: Miles's house.
- Freddy Bender: Whatever. A burglarbroke in intending to loot the place, uh, repented, became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.”
Richard Jenkins - Freddy Bender
Paul Adelstein - Wrigley

“- Harold 'Happy' Loman: My brother is - I think he pulled off a big deal today. I think we're going into business together.
- Stanley: Great! That's the best. Because a family business, you know what I mean?-that's the best.
- Harold 'Happy' Loman: That's what I think.
- Stanley: 'Cause what's the difference? Somebody steals? It's in the family....” (continue)(continue reading)
Stephen Lang - Harold 'Happy' Loman
Tom Signorelli - Stanley

“- Tec: Man where'd u learn that?
- B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
- Tec: Word? Can I borrow it?
- B-rad: U got playstation 2?
- Tec: No, man, I got gamecast.
- B-rad: Gamecast? Well there's Gamecube, and Dreamcast..
- Tec: Man I said I got gamecast! I cant afford that stuff.”
Damien Dante Wayans - Tec
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Aladdin: They have no where to go. We got them trapped.
- Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Gilbert Gottfried - Iago

“- Merry Noel Blake: You, darling Aunt Liz. After whom my daughter has chosen to craft her formative years. You no doubt find it amusing her little affair with a car thief.
- Liz Hamilton: He stole a car?
- Merry Noel Blake: He's addicted to the practice.
- Merry Noel Blake: Hmmm... maybe he can get me a Mercedes...
- Liz Hamilton: I'm sure Debby...” (continue)(continue reading)
Candice Bergen - Merry Noel Blake
Jacqueline Bisset - Liz Hamilton

“- Watty Watts: I got two pieces of advice for you, small fry: Never believe a word anyone says... and never rob a store with a loaded gun. Never!
- Young Clerk: Yes, sir.
- Watty Watts: That way no one gets hurt.”

Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Wiley Wiggins - Young Clerk

“- June: You could get a mortgage like other people!
- Buster: Do what?
- June: Borrow it from a bank.
- Buster: Well, I do borrow from banks, that is my job.
- June: I mean with their permission.”

Julie Walters - June
Phil Collins - Buster

“He's a liar and a drunk. Piss on the president. Piss on the cabinet. He ain't gonna help us out here, you know. In Texas, robbers are outlaws. In Washington, robbers are elected. Isn't that right?”

John Bennett Perry - Ranger Captain Dan Reid