Thieves quotes
178 thieves quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Newsies
“- Racetrack: That's my cigar!
- Snipeshooter: You'll steal another!” - From the movie: Everything is Illuminated
“Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them.”
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
- Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!” - From the movie: The Viginian
“- Steve: The only thing I don't like about this stealing business is the hard work.
- Trampas: Hard work but easy pickings.” - From the movie: The Brave
“I wouldn't leave my car out there too long; there are a lot of white people around.”
- From the movie: To Catch a Thief
“- H. H. Hughson: You are a man of obvious good taste in everything. Why did you...
- John Robie: Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn't afford, to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.” - From the movie: Conan the Barbarian
“- Subotai: In the back of the mountain there's a gorge. Many caves. A good thief could get in there, steal the princess, and be off before she's missed in the darkness.
- Valeria: Good thieves could do that, but not vengeful ones.” - From the movie: Trouble in Paradise
“You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos.”
- From the movie: Mission: Impossible
“Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.”
- From the movie: Gone in 60 Seconds
“- Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
- Donny Astricky: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
- Freb: You mean the poor.
- Donny Astricky: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.” - From the movie: The New Guy
“- Coach: You stole my horse, maggot! Do you know what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?
- Dizzy: Death?
- Coach: This isn't Iraq, son.” - From the movie: My Cousin Vinny
“- Stan Rothenstein: No, you're being booked for shoplifting. I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting.
- Bill Gambini: No Stan, I'm being booked for murder, you're being booked for accessory to murder.” - From the movie: The Newton Boys
“Insurance companies. See, all the banks is insured now, and that's who takes the loss. And hell, they're the biggest crooks of 'em all. We are just little thieves stealing from the big thieves, that's all.”
- From the movie: Flypaper
“- Weinstein: I mean it's not like I'm an accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy. I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christs's sake! You know how many Jewish bank robbers there are?
- Darrien: Not many.” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 2
“I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.”
- From the movie: Cop Out
“- Paul: Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house.
- Jimmy: What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing?
- Paul: I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a high-pressure situation like this? I'm not shitting no where except for my house.” - From the movie: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
“Every thief has an excuse.”
- From the movie: Home Alone 4
“- Kevin McCallister: Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?” - From the movie: To Catch a Thief
“You've got a very strong grip - the kind a burglar needs.”
- From the movie: The Boost
“- Max Sherman: In all my life, I never treated anyone like I treated you! You were poor; I made you rich. You were drowning; I gave you a yacht! And then you stolefrom me. After I treated you like a son. Twenty thousand dollars!
- Lenny Brown: You want another check? I'll write you another check right now.
- Max Sherman: A check is no damn good....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Mummy
“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.” - From the movie: Jingle All the Way
“- Howard Langston: You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
- Mall Santa: What did you call us?
- Howard Langston: You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!
- Mall Santa: At the North Pole, them are fightin' words, partner.” - From the movie: Bandits
“You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em?”
- From the movie: Three Kings
“- Amir Abdullah: You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold.
- Archie Gates: You're wrong.
- Amir Abdullah: They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so.” - From the movie: The Limey
- Wilson: Can't be too careful nowadays, y'know? Lot of "tea leaves" about, know what I mean?
- Warehouse Foreman: Excuse me?
- Wilson: Tea leaves... thieves.
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