Thieves quotes

“- Holly Gennaro McClane: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
- Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Holly Gennaro McClane
Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber

“I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.”

Diana Rigg - Lady Holiday

“We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.”

Leigh Russell - Sonny Jim

“- Shawn Holloway: What are you gonna do once you get him are you gonna shoot him?
- Elevator Cop: Well hopefully he will have the good sense to give himself up before it comes to that.
- Shawn Holloway: If he had any good sense he wouldn't be robbing a bank in the first place... Don't you think?”

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
Keith Martin Gordey - Elevator Cop

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- James Bond: You break into the Bank of England via computer, and transfer the money electronically. Just minutes before you set off the GoldenEye, which erases any trace of the transactions. Ingenious.
- Alec Trevelyan: Thank you, James.
- James Bond: But still, it boils down to petty theft. In the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Sean Bean - Alec Trevelyan

“- Beth Easton: She saved my life, she's a hero!
- Kate Easton: Yeah, well according to the Sheriff, your so called hero, can't walk into a store without stealing something.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Polly Draper - Kate Easton

“- Exterminator Jeff: Extermination is my middle name. But why do you want me to exterminate the Borrowers?
- Ocious P. Potter: Because those little rats stole something very important from me. And nobody steals from Ocious P. Potter!
- Exterminator Jeff: You mean borrowed, don't you?”
Mark Williams - Exterminator Jeff
John Goodman - Ocious P. Potter

“- Imperius: I fully expect to meet you at the Pearly Gates, little thief, and don't you dare disappoint me.
- Gaston: I'll meet you there, Father... even if I have to pick the lock.”
Leo McKern - Imperius
Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Sue: Kind of ironic, isn't it?
- Walt Kowalski: What is?
- Sue: Thao washing your car after he tried to steal it.
- Walt Kowalski: And if he misses a spot, he has to do it all over again.”
Ahney Her - Sue
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Security Guard: I finally caught your ass.
- Hank: We're just hungry, partner. Give us a break, will ya?
- Jack Mason: Yo man, we don't want no trouble, we'll give it back!
- Security Guard: To hell with giving it back! It's already been contaminated with your filth! Somebody's going to pay!”
Bob Minor - Security Guard
Jeff Corey - Hank
Ice-T - Jack Mason

“- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: Y'all remember Willie Sutton?
- Van Dyke: My hero.
- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: What did he say when they asked him why he robbed banks?
- Van Dyke: 'Cause that's where the money is.”
Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson
Sonny Jim Gaines - Van Dyke

“In order for there to be complete trust between thieves, there can be nothing personal.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Jim Younger: Maybe we need to send a couple of people down there and look things over before we just ride in there.
- Jesse James: Clell's already scouted it out. What's wrong with you, Jim? Talkin' soft is something I'd expect from Cole or Frank.
- Cole Younger: I gave up tryin' to talk sense to you a long time ago, Jesse.”
Keith Carradine - Jim Younger
James Keach - Jesse James
David Carradine - Cole Younger

“Once a thief, always a thief.”
Charles Durning - Deke Yablonski

“- Bernie: I stole it
- Danny: You did not.
- Bernie: Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Rob Lowe - Danny

“Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it.”
Jack Palance - Lord Rothbart

I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in... (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Jack Foley

“- Sheriff Mike Collins: You took the money. Didn't you son?
- Tom: Yeah, I hid it in the cemetery.
- Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
- Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins
Christian Slater - Tom
Mark Rolston - Wayne Bryce

“What you rob, you spend, and what you spend goes back to the people. So, where's the robbery?”

Muriel Angelus - Catherine McGinty

“Now as my manager it'll be much easier for you to rob me!”

Tyrone Power - Juan

- Zeus Carver: It's ten after nine. Why aren't you in school?
- Raymond: Tony wants to sell you this.
- Zeus Carver: Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"?
- Dexter: He says he found it in a dumpster.
- Zeus Carver: He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a dumpster.
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Aldis Hodge - Raymond
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“- Trumaine: Don't worry baby, this my uncle's car, he lets me borrow it whenever I want.
- Marvel: Oh yeah! Then why did you have to hot-wire it?!”
Wesley Snipes - Trumaine
Willie J. Walton - Marvel

“- Abdul Elijah: Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
- Ivan Danko: What is your political crime?
- Abdul Elijah: I robbed a bank.”
Brent Jennings - Abdul Elijah
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko

“Notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys. They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal.”

Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro