Thieves quotes

“It's Luanne Leseur, the Black Widow. She kills all of her male accomplices. No one has ever been able to finger her.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Agent Chuck Stupak

“You know your mother fell in love with a robber and a thief. A prince is just as bad if not worse.”

Stuart Wilson - Robin of Locksley

“I'd been a con and a thief for twenty-five years, but I never hurt no one. Billy had violated the code: he'd packed a loaded gun. Speed-snortin' psychopath sittin' next to me, had interrupted the flow of my happiness. He had killed someone in my presence... and in all likelihood, my life had been fucked.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“- Gin: You stole my suitcase?
- Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Clark: A thief would not stick around to stab someone thirty times!
- Buck: Since when did you become such an expert on robbery?
- Sondra Dorio: It's not the robbery he's an expert on. It's the rage!”
Brad Dourif - Clark
Lance Henriksen - Buck
Lesley Ann Warren - Sondra

“Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.”
Bruce Payne - Damodar

“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out hereneed to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!”

Jerry Nelson - Pops
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Frances Stevens: I've never caught a jewel thief before. It's stimulating. It's like... It's like...
- John Robie: Like sitting in a hot tub?”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

- Bertani: There will be many women, rich jewels.
- John Robie: Just the bait I need.
- Bertani: Something "The Cat" can't resist, huh?
Charles Vanel - Bertani
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Gloria Russell: He's got the letter opener. Blood. Fingerprints. Jesus... Think what he can do.
- Bill Burton: The man's a thief. A thief who witnessed a murder.”

Judy Davis - Gloria Russell
Scott Glenn - Bill Burton

“- Jack Vincennes: Why in the world do you wanna go digging any deeper into the Nite Owl killings, Lieutenant?
- Ed Exley: Rollo Tamasi. Rollo was a purse snatcher. My father ran into him off duty, and he shot my father six times and got away clean. No one even knew who he was.”
Kevin Spacey - Jack Vincennes
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley

Who stole the child's dreams? Krank, in his evil schemes. But the happy tale had a sting in it's tail. The genius has a fit of pique, hear the genius shriek, the "genius" is up a creek.
Jean-Louis Trintignant - L'oncle Irvin

“They steal blankets, pots, pans, food, everything! They kidnap your husband! A great nation? Conquerors? Thieves - that's what they are! They ought to be handled in a police court!”

Lillian Gish - Mrs. Bergesen

“- Tony: What are we gonna do with thieves when we catch them?
- Ralph: We can't have kids stealing and just running wild. We're going to have to have stricter rules and hand out demerits... I guess.”
Brian Matthews - Tony
Balthazar Getty - Ralph

“Got the rock. Time to roll.”

Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“Do you think this is who I am? I am a professionalthief; I don't kill people I don't have to.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Elektra Natchios: How did you know I wasn't a mugger?
- Matt Murdock: Muggers don't usually wear rose oil or high heels... at least, this far from Chelsea.”
Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios
Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock

“- Frances Stevens: I had the funny feeling that all they wanted was to get their hands on my money.
- John Robie: Oh, I'm impressed. Well, on second thought, back home in Oregon, we'd have called you a rich, headstrong girl. That would have made it all right.”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
- Razoul: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
- Sa'luk: Because his father is The King of Thieves!”
Jerry Orbach - Sa'luk
Jim Cummings - Razoul

“- Richard Sharpe: Previous employment?
- Cooper: By way of a trader, sir. In... property and the like.
- Richard Sharpe: Would that be other people's property, Cooper?”
Sean Bean - Sharpe
Michael Mears - Cooper

“- Ringwald: If that scooter's not back on your front lawn in two days...
- Billie Jean: We live in Breeze Haven...
- Ringwald: All right, in front of your trailer... you give us a call, we'll... drag in the fucker.”

Peter Coyote - Ringwald
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“I'm not in the habit of conversing with thieves. I thought I made that quite clear, Captain Thorpe.”

Brenda Marshall - Doña Maria

“From Geneva comes the news that the famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, robbed the peace conference yesterday. He took practically everything except the peace.”
Perry Ivins - Radio Commentator

“- Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
- Gazeem: It is I, Gazeem, a humblethief.
- Cave of Wonders: Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.”
Frank Welker - Cave of Wonders
Charlie Adler - Gazeem