John Goodman movie quotes

“- The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
- Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.”

Jeff Bridges - The Dude
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude.”
John Goodman - Frank

“- Pete Sandich: Love! Ain't what it used to be.
- Al Yackey: Oh there's only ever been two kinds: There's lash fires, which are all flame, burn themselves out and leave nothing. Then there's the long burning. That is nature's burn. Even when you think it's out, the forest floor is warm to the touch. That's the kind you and Dorinda got.
- Pete...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Pete Sandich
John Goodman - Al Yackey

“There's no problem that can't be ignored if we really put our minds to it.”
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
- Sulley: Spoons?
- Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss!
- Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting! And to think, if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life!”

David Spade - Kuzco
John Goodman - Patcha

“You magnificent pagan god!”

John Goodman - Al Yackey

“- Pacha: Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
- Kuzko: Thanks for that. I'll log that away.”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
John Goodman - Coach Harris

I pulled off early today. Took your advice, went to a doctor about this ear. He says "you have an ear infection, ten dollars please". So I says "I told you I had an ear infection, you give me ten dollars!" Well, that started an argument.
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Nick and Billy's Boss: You two were great salesmen. The best! But at the end of the day, you're grinders. Foot soldiers. We all know you'll never be generals. And I'm gonna say something harsh right now.
- Billy McMahon: Now you're gonna say something harsh?
- Nick and Billy's Boss: Strap it in, boys, 'cause it ain't pretty out there. And you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon

“Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.”

John Goodman - Harling Mays

“- First A.D.: He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
- John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur.”
Ray Porter - First A.D.
John Goodman - John Chambers

“Luckily, I saw this coming, cashed out my retirement, bought a condo in Miami Beach, new tits for the wife. Silicone. It's legal again.”
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss

“- Howard: Have a drink.
- Michelle: What is it?
- Howard: Technically, it's vodka... it's safe, I distilled it myself.
[Michelle tries some and makes a disgusted face]
- Howard: I just said I distilled it, I didn't say anything about it actually tasting good.”
John Goodman - Howard
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Michelle

“The army may not care about art, but they sure as shit care about gold.”
John Goodman - Walter Garfield

“- Daytrader: You always resort to violence!
- Hound: I love violence!”
Steve Buscemi - Daytrader
John Goodman - Hound

“Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.”
John Goodman - Howard

- Lester Siegel: We made history today. "History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy".
- John Chambers: Quote's the other way around.
- Lester Siegel: Yeah? Who said it?
- John Chambers: Marx.
- Lester Siegel: Groucho said that?
Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel
John Goodman - John Chambers

“- Frank King: Are you fucking with me? Because if you are, I will fuck you.
- Dalton Trumbo: I've heard that line before. It sounded better in prison.”
John Goodman - Frank King
Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo

“Mark my words. There'll never be a more screwed up time in Washington. But we can't let it stop us.”
John Goodman - Bill Randa

“Captain James Conrad, commander of the air - commander of the sky.”
John Goodman - Bill Randa

“You're a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for as long as you live.”
John Goodman - Harling Mays

“- Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.
- Mike: How come you never told me that before?
- Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“The public wants fresh meat, and the public is never wrong.”
John Goodman - Al Zimmer