Mel Gibson movie quotes

“- Roger Murtaugh: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?
- Martin Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Roger Murtaugh: That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?
- Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Joshua: Why don't you save your strength? You're gonna need it.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Who's the chin?
- Joshua: Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs. Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know.”

Gary Busey - Joshua
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

This is the way it works. "Aut disce aut discede" - learn or leave. Because it's of no consequence to me, one way or the other.

Mel Gibson - Justin McLeod

“- Governor Ratcliffe: Murderous thieves. There's not room for their kind of civilized society!
- John Smith: But this is their land!
- Governor Ratcliffe: This is my land! I make the laws here! And I say anyone who so much as look at an Indian without killing him on sight, will be tried for treason and hanged!”
David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe
Mel Gibson - John Smith

“- Kumar: Mr. Billy Kwan was right. Westerners do not have answers any more. Water from the Moon.
- Guy Hamilton: What does that mean, Kumar?
- Kumar: It's an old Japanese saying. It means something one can never have.”
Bembol Roco - Kumar
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Trish Murtaugh: Where's Lorna?
- Martin Riggs: She's okay. I think she's on her third breakfast now.
- Trish Murtaugh: I remember those days.”
Darlene Love - Trish Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Rob Diehl: Hey Gene, You will remember what I said?... Shhhh!
- Gene: Well, the problem is... Rob, you and I weren't here, this conversation never happened, so I can't remember what the fuck you didn't tell me!”
David Marshall Grant - Rob Diehl
Mel Gibson - Gene

“Every man dies, not every man really lives.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- Grandmother Willow: Come closer, John Smith. He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.
- John Smith: Oh, I like her.
- Pocahontas: I knew you would.”

Linda Hunt - Grandmother Willow
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“- Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs...
- Martin Riggs: Well, it still is!”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Pete Curtis: What do you do for sex?
- Guy Hamilton: You're worried about that?
- Pete Curtis: Whenever I hit the front page, I get a hard-on. So what do you do? I go up to the cemetery.
- Guy Hamilton: Are you a necrophiliac?
- Billy Kwan: It's where the prostitutes hang out.”
Michael Murphy - Pete Curtis
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan

“- Carlos: Don't worry, buddy. I won't kill her unless you approve.
- McKussic: And if I don't approve?
- Carlos: Then we'll talk until you do...”

Raul Julia - Carlos
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“What does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace