Mel Gibson movie quotes

“- Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties...
- Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?
- Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire

“The most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you.”
Mel Gibson - Rocky

“- The Gyro Captain: We had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right?
- Max: The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.”
Bruce Spence - The Gyro Captain
Mel Gibson - Max Rockatansky

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): I'll bet that hurt to say.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): You'll never know.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Bret Maverick: Oh shut up. I don't want to go to bed with you, lady.
- Annabelle Bransford: Why not?
- Bret Maverick: Why not? I'd be too frightened. God knows what parts of me you'd steal. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing.”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“You know, Bill, no one expects you to be perfect. But there's just a few basic things you gotta get right. Always do the best you can by your family. Go to work every day. Always speak your mind. Never hurt anyone that doesn't deserve it.”
Mel Gibson - Craven

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: Filth, sir! Filthy, Mr. Christian! Still filthy! Look!
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: I see nothing, sir, but your finger.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: I'll not have your vile ways brought aboard my ship, sir! Do you understand? Now you'll call up the swabbing party yet again! And this time you will make bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

- Justin McLeod: Think, Norstadt. Reason. Have I ever abused you? Did I ever lay a hand on you of anything but friendship on you? Could I? Could you imagine me ever doing so? And what about the past?
- Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt: Just tell me you didn't do it. I'll believe you.
Mel Gibson - Justin McLeod
Nick Stahl - Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt

“- Rick Jarmin: I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years.
- Marianne Graves: Really?
- Rick: Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 years.”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

- Marianne Graves: You lying... gutless... son of a... yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton... I can"t think of enough awful things to say about you, you bastard!
- Rick Jarmin: I guess that's a 'no' on examining my butt.
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

“- William Wallace: [seeing the spirit of his wife] I'm dreaming.
- Murron: Yes, you are. And you must wake.
- William Wallace: I don't want to wake. I want to stay here with you.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace
Catherine McCormack - Murron

“- Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?
- Nick Marshall: I wish!”
Mark Feuerstein - Morgan Farwell
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“I'll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the fuck your name is, I'll make you a little deal. You fold up your tents - and get the fuck out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone. Because if you stick around here, I'm gonna fuck your ass.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Happy birthday for yesterday. I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Thanks.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“Questions tell them what we're thinking. And free answers are worthless.”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner

“- Jo Ann: I'm sorry. I was just joking. I didn't mean to hurt you.
- McKussic: Aw, come on. It didn't hurt that bad. Just looking at you hurts more.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Mel Gibson - McKussic

- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: I have done no more than any natural man would do.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: No, you've done no more than any wild animal would do. It always makes me laugh that whenever men lose their self-restraint they always say they're "natural".
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: They are more natural than men who... (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh

“This must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Why do guys like to do it in front of a mirror? Because objects appear larger than they actually are.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Pete Curtis: You really think Sukarno's going to let the commies have their own little private army?
- Guy Hamilton: That's what Aidit says.
- Pete Curtis: Aidit's lying.
- Guy Hamilton: Maybe.
- Pete Curtis: Then why report it?
- Guy Hamilton: Maybe he's not lying.”
Michael Murphy - Pete Curtis
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“As dumb as Andy is, he's my lawyer.”
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“I want you to throw those things away, those things will kill you.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Ginger: I thought you were teaching us how to fly.
- Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
- Ginger: Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
- Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs?”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger
Mel Gibson - Rocky

“- Royal Magistrate: William Wallace, you stand intained of High Treason.
- William Wallace: Against whom?
- Royal Magistrate: Against your king. Have you anything to say?
- William Wallace: Never in my whole life did I swear allegiance to him.”
David Gant - Royal Magistrate
Mel Gibson - William Wallace