Mel Gibson movie quotes

“- Rocky: Oh, just a little place I call the land of the free and the home of the brave.
- Mac: Scotland!
- Rocky: No! America.”

Mel Gibson - Rocky
Lynn Ferguson - Mac

“A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: I am in hell! Hell, sir! Why are you being so damn reasonable now? Goddamn your blood to hell with mine, sir! Goddamn your blood!
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Mr. Christian, get a hold of yourself!”
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh

“- John Smith: You have the most unusual names here. Chechomony, Kuyukanhoic, Pocahontas.
- Pocahontas: You have a most unusual name too. John Smith.”
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“- Mother MacClannough: In this? You're out of your mind!
- William Wallace: Oh, it's good Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down. Well, slightly to the side like.”

Gerda Stevenson - Mother MacClannough
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“Self-defense is no laughing matter! That's why when I want number one I pack an Uzi.... Accept no substitutes.”
Mel Gibson - Gene

“An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can.”
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You know what?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You'll try.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Lola: Who would have thought? Slow starter then turns out to be a genius in bed! Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex God!
- Nick Marshall: Oh, yeah.”

Marisa Tomei - Lola
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Who's the lucky, soon-to-be-dead son-in-law?”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Nick Frescia: I want to get this straight... you're willing to shoot me over drug money?
- McKussic: Well, it is an awful lot of money...”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): What did he mean when he said you owed him?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We served together in '65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): That was nice of him.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.”

Mel Gibson - Max Rockatansky

You know that whole deal about "penis envy"? Not true. No. Half of women don't even like it. You know who has penis envy? We do. That's why we cheat and we lie, because we're all obsessed with our own equipment!
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“The man who'll blow your brains out is Marshal Zane Cooper. You've probably heard of him, I know what you're thinking, he's old and decrepit, gums his food and his women, but he can still shoot straight.”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“Here at Air America, what's considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy.”
Mel Gibson - Gene

“I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“The power of positive thinking.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Porter: Who makes the decisions?
- Carter: Well, a committee would make the decision in this case...
- Porter: One man... you go high enough you always come to one man... who?”
Mel Gibson - Porter
William Devane - Carter

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Robert the Bruce: I respect what you said, but remember that these men have lands and castles. It's much to risk.
- William Wallace: And the common man, who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?”
Angus Macfadyen - Robert the Bruce
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- John Smith: Savage is just a word, uh, you know. A term for people who are uncivilized.
- Pocahontas: Like me.
- John Smith: Well, when I say uncivilized, what I mean is, is...
- Pocahontas: What you mean is, not like you.”
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You want me to drive?
- Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh