Mel Gibson movie quotes

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs: Look, that kid was a killer, alright? That wasn't a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! He would've drilled you, me, anybody that came along, alright? You had no choice.
- Roger Murtaugh: Oh no, it didn't happen to you, Riggs, it happened to me! It happened to me! I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Bret Maverick: See that hawk? You know what it means?
- Annabelle Bransford: No. What does it mean?
- Bret Maverick: Nothing. But you didn't know that did you?”
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Princess Isabelle: I understand you have recently been given the rank of knight.
- William Wallace: I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.”
Sophie Marceau - Princess Isabelle
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“There'll be another, new war opening soon in a theater near you.”
Mel Gibson - Gene

“- Guy Hamilton: Missed anything?
- Wally O'Sullivan: Yeah, 63 minutes of excruciating boredom.”

Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton
Noel Ferrier - Wally O'Sullivan

“- Joshua: Yeah. Our problem, and yours too, is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Why don't you guys just call it heroin?
- Joshua: It's rather large, this shipment. It would be unfortunate, however, if we showed up to deliver our heroin, and were surrounded by fifty cops.”
Gary Busey - Joshua
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Why is there a problem?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): There's no problem.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We got one dead girl and one dead guy. The dead guy kills the dead girl, we kill the dead guy 'cause he wanted us to be dead guys - it's pretty easy to me.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“After you is ugly Annie Bransford. When she was born, she came out backwards and no one noticed. Hell, when she was little, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. When she's making love, she has to pretend she's someone else!”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“I am committed to a desperate enterprise. I have said farewell to everything I've been accustomed to regard as indispensable. But I suppose I have found freedom.”
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“I could play the violin and wipe my own ass all at the same time.”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner

“- Roger Murtaugh: You okay, Riggs?
- Martin Riggs: No, I'm not okay. I just had my ass kicked again.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“No matter how strange or despicable you act, I can do one better, because I work for the government!”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner

“- Leo Getz: Leo Getz, private investigator.
- Martin Riggs: Private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates.
- Leo Getz: Investigate what?
- Martin Riggs: My privates, you stupid shit.”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Just answer the question!
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Thomas: What do you suppose the New World will look like?
- John Smith: Like all the others, I suppose. I've seen hundreds of new worlds, Thomas. What could possibly be different about this one?”
Christian Bale - Thomas
Mel Gibson - John Smith

“- Billy: What the fuck are you doing here, man? Do you believe in this war?
- Gene: I used to believe in all these wars.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Billy
Mel Gibson - Gene

“- Annabelle Bransford: There isn't a Mrs. Maverick there?
- Bret Maverick: Oh I'm sure I would have remembered.”
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“- Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan

“- Jerry Fletcher: Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...
- Alice Sutton: John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
- Jerry Fletcher: Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher
Julia Roberts - Alice Sutton

“You kill him, you kill yourself, you motherfucker!”

Mel Gibson - Tom Mullen

“- Rick Jarmin: What does it matter to you - you're happily married?
- Marianne Graves: I'm not.
- Rick: Not happy?
- Marianne Graves: Not married.”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“- Martin Riggs: Police! Open up!
- Leo Getz: How do I know it's the police?
- Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

- Lieutenant William Bligh: Again, would you repeat that please. "The men might be in charge". What are you threatening me with?
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: It's not a threat, it's a warning.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“- Guy Hamilton: He was supposed to stay around here and brief me.
- Kumar: He said he was sorry. His wife was sick.
- Guy Hamilton: Of what? Him?
- Kumar: No, of Jakarta, boss.”
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton
Bembol Roco - Kumar